Seriously Nintendo, what the heck? How am I supposed to get anywhere without hour long tutorials explaining how the game works? I don't know what to do! OMG why is it so dark? Oh wait, a ha a chest! Nice, I got a...lantern? WTF is a lantern!? How do I equip it? How can I use it? Damn is this game frustrating.

Oh, apparently you can spin your sword around in a circle. But nobody tells you that! Why is that!? WHY!? If I hadn't seen that circleshaped grass plot I would never have figured it out.

Sigh...Well, I met this rabbit guy and thought I was finally getting a sidekick to hold my hand throughout the game. But nope. He just took my house. Had to find this Zelda person on my own. And now I have to find some guy in Kakariko Village. What's Kakariko Village? Nobody knows. And I don't care anymore.

Screw this game, and screw you Nintendo.

Wat?

This gives me so much hope for Zelda U.

Hopefully you encounter her later on.

"A breath of Dark Souls on the 3DS." Jörg Luibl, 4Players

Who doesn't miss hand-holding... :P

Have you ever seen this Zelda person at least?

What else are hands for?

Maths.

hahaha, I was so glad there were very few boring, do this and that moments.