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Anfebious said:
walsufnir said:
Anfebious said:
Can it increase my penis size too?

 

Just put a sausage in your pants.


That sounds like an economic option. But it would be awesome to get my penis bigger while playing Call of Duty .


Your penis doesn't grow while playing COD? Or does it grow in a way even Kinect wouldn't recognize the growth?



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So,..............who's gat plans of fapping with the kinnect watching? o_O



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walsufnir said:


Your penis doesn't grow while playing COD? Or does it grow in a way even Kinect wouldn't recognize the growth?

Nope, muscular men playing with their guns doesn't extacly make my penis grow big.

I was hoping more of a long term effect. "Play Call of Duty and get your 8 inches to 10 permanently!" Like those weird magazine ads.



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Anfebious said:
walsufnir said:
 


Your penis doesn't grow while playing COD? Or does it grow in a way even Kinect wouldn't recognize the growth?

Nope, muscular men playing with their guns doesn't extacly make my penis grow big.


But there is also dogs?



walsufnir said:
Anfebious said:
walsufnir said:
 


Your penis doesn't grow while playing COD? Or does it grow in a way even Kinect wouldn't recognize the growth?

Nope, muscular men playing with their guns doesn't extacly make my penis grow big.


But there is also dogs?

I'm not into dogs really. I am into fish though, specially dolphins.



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Good thing I have a vagina. Take that Xbox!



 

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Hahahaha I bet the OP LOVES this :P



 

Seece said:
Hahahaha I bet the OP LOVES this :P

loving what exactly? 



                                
Anfebious said:
bananaking21 said:
pre-ordering right now!!


You are having problems finding your penis again Mr Bananking?


that darn thing keeps getting away



room414 said:
Seece said:
Hahahaha I bet the OP LOVES this :P

loving what exactly? 

You know what ;)