uran10 said: I think it ends with irls not onads.... -leaves thread again- |
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uran10 said: I think it ends with irls not onads.... -leaves thread again- |
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Nintendo news of 10/03/2015:
Bet with bluedawgs: I say Switch will outsell PS4 in 2018, he says PS4 will outsell Switch. He's now permabanned, but the bet will remain in my sig.
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I had to lol at this part of a review for DKC: TF:
"A lot of platformers require players to learn patterns and execute split-second timing, but Tropical Freeze takes it to next level by being almost completely unforgiving. There’s one sequence where DK rides atop a rhino as the ground beneath him collapses that must have taken me 20 tries thanks to the steed’s unpredictable and often uncontrollable gait. I rage-quit once and chucked the gamepad to the ground twice, and that was relatively early in the game. There’s no denying this is a particularly tough platformer."
What an idiot. How this guy can manage to do anything in his life surprises me. Dying twenty times in a level of World 2? Lmao.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/technology/gaming/donkey-kong-retains-nintendos-most-difficult-platformer-crown-with-tropical-freeze/article16931689/
Metacritic really needs to have higher standards. And news websites should really stop hiring high school drop outs as writers.
And then there's this part:
" In fact, if the characters and settings were somewhat changed, you could almost mistake this for a typical Mario game."
You deserve a punch in the face for that. Mario games are notoriously easy, so he's contradicting himself.
Clyde32 said: That senran game seems interesting. I usually play games for the plot. |
Just like you read Hustler and Playboy for the articles, right? ;)
Samus Aran said: I had to lol at this part of a review for DKC: TF: And then there's this part: " In fact, if the characters and settings were somewhat changed, you could almost mistake this for a typical Mario game." You deserve a punch in the face for that. Mario games are notoriously easy, so he's contradicting himself. |
That excerpt is nothing short of embarrassing.
Conegamer said:
What else do guys need? I thought guys were all about boobs? It's a fighting game I think if you look past that, but yeah there's definitely one important thing. |
Haha, I guess boobs are important to guys... I need more than that though. A game with just that just seems dirty : P How about some character too?
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curl-6 said:
Just like you read Hustler and Playboy for the articles, right? ;) |
All about that plot man.
Samus Aran said: I had to lol at this part of a review for DKC: TF: And then there's this part: " In fact, if the characters and settings were somewhat changed, you could almost mistake this for a typical Mario game." You deserve a punch in the face for that. Mario games are notoriously easy, so he's contradicting himself. |
Very lol indeed. A stage that is very difficult like from the old days? Oh no, dear goodness me. Are people these days getting soft? I welcome challenges like these : )
Dance my pretties!
The Official Art Thread - The Official Manga Thread - The Official Starbound Thread
Samus Aran said: I had to lol at this part of a review for DKC: TF: And then there's this part: " In fact, if the characters and settings were somewhat changed, you could almost mistake this for a typical Mario game." You deserve a punch in the face for that. Mario games are notoriously easy, so he's contradicting himself. |
Going beyond the quality of the review, the quality of this piece of professional writing is alarming...
Is somebody getting paid to write this amateur fluff???
Have a nice day...