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How do you wipe?

Standing 231 44.25%
 
Sitting 290 55.56%
 
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Player2 on 21 September 2013

Another of your weird threads Spurge? oh wait...



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Serious_frusting on 21 September 2013

The better question is, have you ever wiped your ass and got shit on your finger?

 

To answer the question, i must be standing. I dont sit on toilet seats. Just knowing someones hairy ass was on it just makes me think HELLLL NOOOOO. Also i have to wash me ass. The thought of just wiping makes me sick. If you get shit on your arm you dont just wipe it off. You wash it



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Porcupine_I on 21 September 2013

I wipe badgenome sitting while he is doing the splits



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C64 on 21 September 2013

Finally one of the really important questions in life ;)



Chandler on 21 September 2013

Sitting.

 



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think-man on 21 September 2013
C64 said:
Finally one of the really important questions in life ;)

:) One of life mysteries 



 

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room414 on 21 September 2013

How do you even get in there if you're sitting down? If you slide forward your dick will touch the toilet. That's disgusting.



                                
enditall727 on 21 September 2013
PDF said:
PlaystaionGamer said:
i didn't even know this was a thing.. people stand? wtf

I know, Im thinking the same thing.  My mind is blown.  I once walked in on a guy standing on accident and I always thought it was wierd.  The incidnet scarred me for a while.

Only certain situations would call for standing.   In general standing would just make it harder to get where you need to clean.  You don,t want your ass cheeks messing things up on those really dirty clean ups.

Sit an lean forward, unless its a really nasty toilet and you need to hover.

 

This is more huge when I found out majority of peopel pee in the shower, i always thought it was the minority who did that.   I am also curious because me and my friends have discussed this.  When using the toilet paper do you fold it for extra strenght or just bunch in all together?


You mean to tell me that you have never pissed in the shower? So what do you do when you have to piss in the middle of taking a shower? You mean to tell me that you actually hold it in and wait until you get out to piss?

 

I REFUSE to believe that. I dont think there is a man on this planet who doesn't piss in the shower



JazzB1987 on 21 September 2013

wipe at standing ? wtf? who would want to squeeze the shit between the ass cheecks and then wipe it. Is this some kind of remnant from back when we were monkeys/apes and kept running while taking a shit?

Just look what monkeys/apes still do today.



better question would be "do you fold the toilet paper or not."



Kemsus on 21 September 2013

just to clarify it is my experience that american toilets and european toilets are not actually the same, european toilets have a much lower water level and compared to the american toilets

 

the one on the left is an american toilet which operates with suction, while the one on the right is a european toilet which operates with water pressure.

i assume most of those who answered sitting will turn out to be non-americans, i might also be completely wrong.