The fact that 22 of you voted 'sitting' is blowing my mind right now

Wash then wipe. Just wiping is like spreading nutella over bread..

Anyways sitting

Edit: Wait people actually wipe standing?!!? WTF

Imagine a sandwich with mayonnaise in it.  You have it on one side of the bread before closing it.  If you wanted to remove it, you wouldn't close the pieces of bread together first, would you? huehuehue.  Though I know it isn't the exact same thing, you should be getting what I'm trying to say here on why people do it sitting.

xD

I used to stand then I broke my Femur and ever since then I do it sitting.

i didn't even know this was a thing.. people stand? wtf

I drag my arse along the carpet

Who the hell stands unless you like doing butterfly paintings with your arse

Sort of stand but crouch a bit

Who wipes their butt sitting? How is that possible? If you do that, you are a lazy person.