Man, I miss Art of Angels and his entertaining threads.

Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird...

I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely.

dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely.

Something I don't want to know.

oldschoolfool said: dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely. Something I don't want to know.

If you're not going to share yours or contribute anything to the thread, get out of here

oldschoolfool said: dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely. Something I don't want to know.

Then why do you keep coming back to this thread, let alone replying in it. Your reply keeps this in your personal hot topics, so you have to see it longer! Would you prefer to know now that I strive for 4 times daily now?

zexen_lowe said: oldschoolfool said: dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely. Something I don't want to know. If you're not going to share yours or contribute anything to the thread, get out of here

Why don't you do your job and lock this thread. I don't want a thread where people described how they figured out how to masturbate. this thread has no place on this site. I consider it border line porno. So you get out of here.

oldschoolfool said: zexen_lowe said: oldschoolfool said: dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely. Something I don't want to know. If you're not going to share yours or contribute anything to the thread, get out of here Why don't you do your job and lock this thread. I don't want a thread where people described how they figured out how to masturbate. this thread has no place on this site. I consider it border line porno. So you get out of here.

I'm not locking the thread because it's not breaking any rules and I actually find it both informative and entertaining. Since you have proved that you won't contribute anything to the thread, get out and forget about it, next time you post with more derailing I'll moderate you

oldschoolfool said: zexen_lowe said: oldschoolfool said: dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely. Something I don't want to know. If you're not going to share yours or contribute anything to the thread, get out of here Why don't you do your job and lock this thread. I don't want a thread where people described how they figured out how to masturbate. this thread has no place on this site. I consider it border line porno. So you get out of here.

Umm... you DO know that this thread has been on this site more than a year longer than you have? Suffice to say that if it were okay for the site in 2008, it's okay in 2010. He is doing his job, by upholding a decision made by his predecessors. And it's not like we're physically talking about how we *BLEEP* our *BLEEP*, with all the gory details of *BLEEP*ing. So I see no rules being violated, except maybe for your trolling this thread...

zexen_lowe said: oldschoolfool said: zexen_lowe said: oldschoolfool said: dunno001 said: Oh, I never did properly answer this, did I? Okay, but I will warn that it's kinda weird... I was about, oh, 13-14 at the time. I'd been having wet dreams for a bit before this, so I knew that sticky stuff could come out. And I knew that it would happen from something soft rubbing up against me. Well, I knew that my underwear was soft, and that on a restless night, something was more likely to happen. However, the fly seam meant that it wasn't as smooth and soft as I wanted. Enter the idea of putting them on backwards. Right before a shower, I would flip them, and rub until it came. It would later evolve into using my hand to use the fabric in more angles, then the eventual removal of said fabric by 15. And it was also where I learned that the shower is a great place to do so, since it cleans it up nicely. Something I don't want to know. If you're not going to share yours or contribute anything to the thread, get out of here Why don't you do your job and lock this thread. I don't want a thread where people described how they figured out how to masturbate. this thread has no place on this site. I consider it border line porno. So you get out of here. I'm not locking the thread because it's not breaking any rules and I actually find it both informative and entertaining. Since you have proved that you won't contribute anything to the thread, get out and forget about it, next time you post with more derailing I'll moderate you

You find people discovering masturbating for the first time funny and informative. Go ahead moderate me. Be my guest dude. It's not like this site is all I live for. lol

dunno001 said: Umm... you DO know that this thread has been on this site more than a year longer than you have? Suffice to say that if it were okay for the site in 2008, it's okay in 2010. He is doing his job, by upholding a decision made by his predecessors. And it's not like we're physically talking about how we *BLEEP* our *BLEEP*, with all the gory details of *BLEEP*ing. So I see no rules being violated, except maybe for your trolling this thread...

Actually this is a pretty poor argument. Seeing as how this thread was locked for the longest time by Montanahatchet 

So the bolded is all wrong. :p