I attacked Capcom and now it's time for our not so good pal SE to get some flaming. Let's begin, shall we?
1. They killed Final Fantasy- Yup. Pretty obvious. Sakagutchi's last huge FF game was FF9 which is my favorite FF game to date. Yes, I like it more than 6 and 7. Go rage. Anyway, then he stopped being the producer and instead he was just the executive producer of FF10 and FF10-2 meaning that he barely had anything to do with the games. 10 was a dissapointing game and 10-2 was nothing but a fan-service game.
Then Sakagutchi left the company and we got 12... While many FF fans like the game, I don't. The battle system just didn't feel right. It was better than the next games which were FF13 and FF13-2. THOSE GAMES ARE FUCKING AWFUL. Between the forgettable music, dumb story and writting, unlikeable characters, boring battle system and the lack of exploration, I just can't find a single thing that I liked about those games. NOTHING.
Now we Lighting Returns where Lighting has bigger boobs....... Yay............... That's why I play Final Fantasy. To look at boobs. Not to listen to the awesome soundtrack, not to care for the characters, not to explore the vast worlds, not to grind and fight enemies. NO! To look at boobs...... * facepalm*
Then we have FF15 which was announced back in 2006 as FF13versus.. 7 years just for a few moments of gameplay and a name change.. Still no release date.... SE just loves the FF fanbase! Fucking assholes...
2. They treat the Chrono franchise like shit- Chrono Trigger is a masterpiece and Chrono Cross is an awesome game as well. There was supposed to be a fan-made Chrono game called Chrono Resurrection. NON-PROFIT. So the game creators wouldn't make money off the game. Guess what? They cancelled it. Why? No fucking reason. They felt like being assholes. There was also the whole Chrono Break trademark, but that didn't mean a damn thing. Please, SE..... Give Chrono to Monolith Soft/ Nintendo.............. Please..............
3. They start treating Dragon Quest the same as Final Fantasy- Dragon Quest is an ultra popular franchise in Japan. In recent years the franchise also got some popularity here in the West. That's all nice. The way the franchise is going is kinda worrying. We got DQ10 which is a MMO. Guess what? It didn't do that well and people didn't like it in Japan. It feels like FF11 all over again. The game got a release for the Wii and Wii U and still no mention of the West. NOTHING. This is how SE sells their troubled DQ game. By leaving it in Japan. There is also a PC version that is supposed to release in the West........ in some years.
4. They abuse ports, remakes, etc...- All we got Chrono-wise since Cross is a frickin port of Trigger on the DS. We got like 100 remakes of FF games on DS, GBA, PSP and we are also getting FF10 HD for the PS3 and Vita..... Hooray....... DQ is also guilty of this. For the DS, we got remakes of every DQ game until 6 . That is just shameful. Also, Japan got DQ7 for the 3DS.. I bet the 3DS will also get DQ8...
5. Treating other franchises like shit: Remember ActRaiser? I do! I loved the original with the action elements and the city building elements. It was tons of fun. Then we got ActRaiser 2 and.............. it sucked ass. It was a generic action game. In 2008, a Square Enix person said he/she would love to work on ActRaiser 3 for WiiWare. Guess what? We never got it. Now the franchise is dead just like other franchises. Parasite Eve 1 was a great game and 2 was also decent. Then we got The 3rd Birthday which had altered gameplay from the first 2 games. Instead of trying to capture the feel of the original, SE said fuck it and went for a 3rd person shooter. The result? A huge waste of time. Why did SE chose the PSP to begin with?
I am 100% sure that a Parasite Eve game would have been better on consoles. Let's not even mention the Mana series. Between Children of Mana, Heroes of Mana, Dawn of Mana and Legend of Mana, I just don't know what to think of the series. There is also something Mana-related, but I will leave for the next and final point.
6. Turning their games into tablet cash-in trash: Something Capcom is also guilty of. We are getting Circle of Mana! It reminds me of Breath of FIre 6. How? THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE CHEAP SHOVELWARE SHIT!! Circle of Mana hurts me more because I have more fonds memories of it than with BoF. We are also getting a Deus Ex game for the tablets... Oh God.... Why?! Human Revolution was awesome! Specially with the DIrector's cut version that fixed the bosses and added more stuff! Why aren't we getting Human Revolution 2 for PS4, Wii U and Xbox One?! Why?! Why are we instead getting a piece of shit tablet game nobody bloody wanted? Deus Ex is not even the kind of game people would play on a damn tablet! Fucking morons!
We also got like 100 different crappy FF games for tablets and phones! All the Bravest, Artniks, Airborne Brigade and so on..... Now you can also play crappy FF games on your tablets, not only your consoles! AWESOME!! Also, we got teased TWICE that we were going to get the World Ends With You 2. Guess what? Twice we got fooled. We got some stupid remixes of the original game for tablets.... Yi- MOTHERFUCKING-PEEEEE!!
My next target is Konami. I will try to find more than 6 reasons for that worthless company. "Try" is the key word here.
---Member of the official Squeezol Fanclub---