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Japanese man stole bike seats to sniff

Man was a little too excited by bicycle seats. Picture: ThinkStock

JAPANESE police have got to the bottom of a mysterious crime wave that saw 200 leather bicycle saddles vanish in a matter of months, reports say.

Joji Kondo, 35, confessed to police that he would steal the saddles, and then sniff and lick them when he got home, the Sports Hochi reported on Sunday.

He told officers that he liked the texture and smell of leather and that he particularly "likes saddles sat on by women", the newspaper said.

Police in Yokohama, near Tokyo, had been receiving regular reports since January that bicycle seats were going missing, the paper and other media said.

Kondo told police that he knew by the aroma whether the bike he was targeting belonged to a man or a woman, the paper said.

The Kanagawa prefectural police declined to confirm the reports.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/world-news/japanese-man-stole-bike-seats-to-sniff/story-fndir2ev-1226705234745#ixzz2dAgjAeQD

Weirdos...

Is he related to Koji Kondo?

Ummm well ok then.... least its not the weirdest fetish such as urolagnia (peed on) or eprotctophilia (farted on) but its getting on up there! Wonder if he will get jail time and if so how long does something like this get you.

Explains why smbu2000 hasn't posted for a week...

Weirdness is a sign of a high tech advanced society lol. 

They need to find a buzz from something else.

I don't think they smell nice, although never sniffed one myself. Maybe leather would smell nicer than a gel seat with synthetic material on.

I think he wanted to smell and lick ass.

Sure but would ass sweat be strong enough to leave a scent on a synthetic, rubery material? I doubt it although I won't make that experiment myself :D

Hence why he steals the leather ones only. I think.

"Kondo told police that he knew by the aroma whether the bike he was targeting belonged to a man or a woman"

Does that count as a social skill?