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enrageorange said:

Nintendo DS - Metroid Prime: Hunters(Game was such a Massive disappointment)



I did too. i now know what it's like to have your favorite series dragged through the mud.. thats a system seller gone horribly wrong.



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Gnac said:
Zappykins said:

Ha ha ha, is that even a game?

At least I didn't say PS2 and Dance Dance revolution!

It's an actual thing!

For about an hour, you will sweat from the heat generated by pure rage while working out the controls. You will be expected to lean in various directions on the balance board to control your footholds, and reach with the Wiimote and Nunchuk to grab onto handholds. Be prepared for much in the way of horrible shivery feelings from the realistic bonecracking sounds and visual feedback of limbs bending in disgusting ways.

If you have the patience of Buddha, and you feel that you have mastered the controls, you may then seek to sweat some more by taking half an hour to climb 15 feet, for the sole purpose of playing a Gibson Flying V at the summit.*

Do this many more times until you have completed the game. Knowing that you have endured PHYSICAL and MENTAL anguish to complete a game with an insultingly simple concept, you will be able to claim your hardcore membership. The only thing harder than this is to sit through a cinematic game with a bullshit gameplay : storytelling ratio.

 

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL THING. I HAVE DONE THIS.*

* With an Epiphone Explorer

This description, so much win.  It inspires me!

I am so tempted to buy and Xbox One, (or a WiiU, might be more appropriate in this case)  and have a party.  At the party, there is a contest, the party goes for three days. People get to play that game, and the one who first plants that flags win the next gen console!

Now, before they come to the party, everyone signs releases.  I make a reality show of how frustrating the game is and everyone fightin' and stuff.  Nobody win's the system, but they all try.  They fail funny or horrible.

I edit all the footage and make it a new reality show.  Sell it to some crappy network for millions.

I buy next gen hardware for me, and everyone that tried.  We all win!



 

Really not sure I see any point of Consol over PC's since Kinect, Wii and other alternative ways to play have been abandoned. 

Top 50 'most fun' game list coming soon!

 

Tell me a funny joke!

every nintendo system because its nintendo

never bought any other system because its not nintendo but i did get a PS2 from someone



Tsubasa Ozora

Keiner kann ihn bremsen, keiner macht ihm was vor. Immer der richtige Schuss, immer zur richtigen Zeit. Superfussball, Fairer Fussball. Er ist unser Torschützenkönig und Held.

N64: The Legend of Zelda (1998)
Gamecube: Billy Hatcher+Windwaker+MArio KArt double dash+Mario Sunshine (2003)
Wii: Twilight Princess (spring 2007)

PS1: N/A (can't remember lol)
PS2: Final Fantasy X (2001)
PS3: hardware+FFXIII trailer ( summer 2008)
PSvita: Hardware+ assuming Type 0 would be ported over (summer 2012)

Xbox:N/A
Xbox360: Mass effect+ Halo 3 (fall 2007)

Future purchases:
3DS: Pokemon Y+ Zelda:OOT 3D+luigi's mansion
Wii U: Skyward sword, Mario Galaxy 2 (my wii broke in 2010) and Pikmin 3. Only if I can get a delux bundle for under £199.