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Man rips off part of his penis; cops say the drugs made him do it

A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after, police said, he ripped off part of his penis during a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township.

Washtenaw County Sheriff’s deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School, 105 N. Mansfield St., about 1 a.m. Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school and bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man’s body were transferred to the hospital with him.

“He really wasn’t saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming,” Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn’t take anything. “He wasn’t making sense. They couldn’t really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation.”

The man later told investigators he picked up hallucinogenic mushrooms earlier in the day while he was in town visiting friends in a neighborhood near the school. The man does not have a history of mental problems or extensive drug use, Fox said.

“We’ve sent his blood off for further analysis to see if there was anything else, if the mushrooms could have been laced with something,” Fox said, adding that toxicology results are pending.

Medics first took the man to St. Joseph Mercy Hospital in Superior Township. Sheriff’s Office spokesman Derrick Jackson said the man is being treated at University of Michigan Health System.

Fox declined to discuss details of the man’s treatment but said he had been close to death.

“In terms of vital signs, they were as low as they could go without being dead — I could only assume due to the blood loss and the shock and trauma to the body,” he said.



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Masturbation... he's doing it wrong.





One time I chewed a small chunk of my lip away while really drunk, it bled a lot and I could feel an indent on my lip for about a month. This is on a whole other level though, it sounds like something someone on PCP and not mushrooms would do, I bet that shit was laced or he had waaay more than he should have had.



kids, and this is why you dont do drugs...




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"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."

Never mind he did that himself XD




       

I dont believe this.. What kinda strenght do you have to use to rip of your own penis.. Someone should volunteer to test this.. If someone is offering his penis Spurgeonryan is willing to wank it



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

Andrespetmonkey said:
One time I chewed a small chunk of my lip away while really drunk,


Hmm...



Kresnik said:
Andrespetmonkey said:
One time I chewed a small chunk of my lip away while really drunk,


Hmm...

i was incredibly out of it. I get really anxious sometimes.



FATALITY! lol