Forums - General Discussion - Best proposal troll ever!

  • 1

So?.....Will you marry me?



Around the Network

Not a red rose or a satin heart.

I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.

Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.

I am trying to be truthful.

Not a cute card or a kissogram.

I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.

Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding-ring,
if you like.

Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.

-Carol Ann Duffy

Reminded me of this poem :D How romantic



Click this button, you know you want to!  [Subscribe]

Watch me on YouTube!

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRadishBros

~~~~ Mario Kart 8 drove far past my expectations! Never again will I doubt the wheels of a Monster Franchise! :0 ~~~~

Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you



I earned "Proof of Omega", killed the FF7 Weapons, attained "Big Boss" in the "Patriots", found and killed the Red Chocobo in FFXII, platinumed Killzone 2 and LBP. What you got bitch!? Huh?

AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you

Well....can't say it didnt bring a tear to your eye. ;)



Around the Network
S.T.A.G.E. said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you

Well....can't say it didnt bring a tear to your eye. ;)


Well did I cry my eyes during that moment of inspiration when composing that masterpiece so I guess you're right.



I earned "Proof of Omega", killed the FF7 Weapons, attained "Big Boss" in the "Patriots", found and killed the Red Chocobo in FFXII, platinumed Killzone 2 and LBP. What you got bitch!? Huh?

AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you

Well....can't say it didnt bring a tear to your eye. ;)


Well did I cry my eyes during that moment of inspiration when composing that masterpiece so I guess you're right.


LOL I hope its that moment that lasts forever. 

-Zales.



AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you

 

Roses are Red

Violence is true

I love red things

so let's paint it on you.



S.T.A.G.E. said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you

Well....can't say it didnt bring a tear to your eye. ;)


Well did I cry my eyes during that moment of inspiration when composing that masterpiece so I guess you're right.


LOL I hope its that moment that lasts forever. 

-Zales.

It is forever engraved in my heart, right beside my pacemaker.

PullusPardus said:
AbbathTheGrim said:
S.T.A.G.E. said:
Brilliant Poem. I write poetry myself. I will keep this in my bank of poems.

I'll give you another one:

Roses are red

Love hearts are too

You proposed with an onion

So fuck you

PICTURE

 

Roses are Red

Violence is true

I love red things

so let's paint it on you.

I need to play this fucking game.



I earned "Proof of Omega", killed the FF7 Weapons, attained "Big Boss" in the "Patriots", found and killed the Red Chocobo in FFXII, platinumed Killzone 2 and LBP. What you got bitch!? Huh?

Around the Network

I've just posted it on the funny pics thread, but it also fits here so...



 

Please excuse my bad English.

Currently gaming on:

+Console : Wii U, Xbox360

+PC: i5-4670k@stock (for now), 16Gb RAM 1600 MHz, HD5850 1Gb

Steam / Live / NNID : jonxiquet    Add me if you want, but I'm more a single player gamer.

  • 1