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My fake identity for one of my accounts is Mr.Itachi Uchiha. I live in 100 palms street California. My zip code is 92274-8484. My phone number is 720-523-6920. I was pretty thorough, had to look all this stuff up since they need real info xD



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bananaking21 said:

pretty much on any site on the internet i dont like to give out real info about me. i usually lie about where i live, name and age. so let me introduce my fake "internet" self

hi im David james, i either live in canada or UK depending if you live in either one. im 24 and im a graphic designer. why i chose david james? well he was an goal keeper for the england football team and he was so bad that i actually like the guy, and he is so bad that nobody will even remember him. so tell me about your fake interent self


Nobody remembers David James? You are kidding yourself. David James was the keeper that played a terrible game for Liverpool then blamed it on playing PlayStation all night.Also, capped for England in the World Cup, not a man anyone would ever forget.

OT: My real name is actually Bong Lover, which many people misinterpret to me bieng some sort of marijuana fanatic.



I like Artem Chubarov.

It's somewhat similar to my actual name, and besides to some Vancouverites and maybe a few Russians, the man is unknown.



bananaking21 said:
Weedlab said:
Iroquois Eastwood. Guess which videogame character and movie star I got the inspiration from. :D


i cant figure out the video game part. but the eastwood part is just pure genius


The last part was a giveway. lulz I love his spaghetti western stuff, and he is a bad ass, so naturally I went with that. Iroquois comes from Iroquois Pliskin. It's the name Solid Snake used in MGS2. Most people I meet think it is genuine and refer to me as that. Plus, it sounds American. :D



 

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Weedlab said:
Iroquois Eastwood. Guess which videogame character and movie star I got the inspiration from. :D


The Iroquois in Colonization? Awesome!



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crissindahouse said:
hans wurst

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanswurst


man i just get to like you more and more. i literally laughed out loud from that. heck hans wurst beats my amazing fake character by miles1



Bong Lover said:
bananaking21 said:

pretty much on any site on the internet i dont like to give out real info about me. i usually lie about where i live, name and age. so let me introduce my fake "internet" self

hi im David james, i either live in canada or UK depending if you live in either one. im 24 and im a graphic designer. why i chose david james? well he was an goal keeper for the england football team and he was so bad that i actually like the guy, and he is so bad that nobody will even remember him. so tell me about your fake interent self


Nobody remembers David James? You are kidding yourself. David James was the keeper that played a terrible game for Liverpool then blamed it on playing PlayStation all night.Also, capped for England in the World Cup, not a man anyone would ever forget.

OT: My real name is actually Bong Lover, which many people misinterpret to me bieng some sort of marijuana fanatic.

Can you blame them? lol (assuming you are serious, which I find VERY hard to believe).



 

Playstation = The Beast from the East

Sony + Nintendo = WIN! PS3 + PSV + PS4 + Wii U + 3DS


KHlover said:
bananaking21 said:
KHlover said:
I didn't need a fake internet self yet...


you should start making one up. trust me, you just might need it someday

Oh, correction. For my 2nd, 3rd... email account and all websites I register on with it I HAVE a fake identity. Only the required infos on name, age etc. though, no fake backstory^^

Btw, I go by the name of "Aylan Üglic". I have no idea how this name got into my mind and it has exactly 1 result on Google which doesn't even have anything to do with me. I'd say it is a pretty safe fake ID^^



Bong Lover said:
bananaking21 said:

pretty much on any site on the internet i dont like to give out real info about me. i usually lie about where i live, name and age. so let me introduce my fake "internet" self

hi im David james, i either live in canada or UK depending if you live in either one. im 24 and im a graphic designer. why i chose david james? well he was an goal keeper for the england football team and he was so bad that i actually like the guy, and he is so bad that nobody will even remember him. so tell me about your fake interent self


Nobody remembers David James? You are kidding yourself. David James was the keeper that played a terrible game for Liverpool then blamed it on playing PlayStation all night.Also, capped for England in the World Cup, not a man anyone would ever forget.

OT: My real name is actually Bong Lover, which many people misinterpret to me bieng some sort of marijuana fanatic.


honestly you and another user are the only two who i met who remember him. but the thing is david james is a rather commen, and easy to remember name. so im 24 so they wouldnt just think that i am trying to be the famous and best goal keeper in history david james

btw what is this playstation all night story? 

Edit : ohh and i have so many things to say about your real name.... i just cant pick one. sorry if i seem rude im not trying to be!



badgenome said:
Yngwie J. Malmsteen (no relation).


very believable!