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"The moves of 3rd parties to violate the sovereignty of Nintnedo and encroach upon its supreme legacy have entered an
extremely grave phase. Under this situation, the dear respected Satoru Iwata, brilliant commander of Nintendo, convened an
urgent operation meeting on the performance of duty of the Strategic Gaming divisions of the Nintendo´s game programmers for
powerstrike of game releases and finally examined and ratified a plan for a powerstrike of game releases.


The important decision made by Iwata is the declaration of a do-or-die battle to provide an epochal occasion for putting an
end to the history of the long-standing showdown with 3rd parties and opening a new era. It is also a last warning of justice
served 3rd parties, media group and other anti-Nintendo hostile forces. The decision reflects the strong will of the company
and the fans of Nintendo to annihilate the enemies.


Now the heroic service personnel and all other people of Nintendo are full of surging anger at 3rd party imperialists'
reckless media war provocation moves, and the strong will to turn out as one in the game-defying battle with 3rd parties
and achieve a final victory of the great war for a gaming reunification true to the important ideals made by Nintendo.


Nintendo in its previous statement solemnly declared at home and abroad the will of the programmers and gamers of Nintendo to
take decisive game producing counteraction to defend the sovereignty of the company and the dignity of its supreme fans as
regards the war moves of 3rd parties and media puppets that have reached the most extreme phase.

Not content with letting EA make games enter the sky over MS and Sony in succession despite the repeated efforts of Nintendo,
3rd parties make ultra-modern games strikes flying out from 3rd party studios to MS and Sony to stage a game bombing drill
targeting Nintendo. This is an unpardonable and heinous provocation and an open challenge.

By taking advantage of 3rd parties reckless campaign for a gaming war against Nintendo, the media puppets vociferated about
"not next gen" and "strong doom" and even "riddicule Nintendo gaming franchises", openly revealing the attempt to destroy
monummental gaming symbols and the dignity of Nintendo´s leadership.

This clearly shows that the 3rd parties ambition for aggression and the medias' attempt to invalidate Nintendo have gone
beyond the limit and their threats have entered the reckless phase of an actual gaming war from the phase of threat and

The prevailing grim situation more clearly proves that the Supreme Command of Nintendo was just when it made the judgment and
decision to decisively settle accounts with the 3rd parties imperialists and media puppets by dint of the arms of Samus,
because the time when games could work on our hardware has passed.

Now some are openly claiming that the EA´s stealth strategic move of dropping games and engine support bombs was "not to
irritate the Nintendo" but "the buisness one". EA also says the decision is "to defend the interests of its gamers". However,
it is nothing but a lame pretext to cover up its aggressive nature, evade the denunciation at home and abroad and escape from
Nintendo´s retaliatory blows.

The era when the EA resorted to the policy of strength by brandishing it´s games has gone. It is the resolute answer of
Nintendo and its steadfast stand to counter the game engine blackmail of EA imperialists with merciless game releasing attack
and their war of aggression with just all-out war.

They should clearly know that in the era of Iwata, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used
to be in the past. The hostile forces will clearly realize the iron will, matchless grit and extraordinary mettle of the
brilliant commander Iwata that the earth cannot exist without Nintendo.

Time has come to stage a do-or-die final battle.
The mangement, game studios and fan organizations of the Nintendo solemnly declare as follows reflecting the final decision
made by Iwata at the operation meeting of the Nintendo´s Supreme Command and the unanimous will of all programming personnel
and fans of Nintendo who are waiting for a final order from him.

1.From this moment, the Nintendo-EA relations will be put at the state of war and all the issues arousing between Nintendo
and EA will be dealt with according to the wartime regulations.
The state of neither peace nor war has ended in the gaming buisness.
Now that the revolutionary games from Nintendo have entered into an actual releasable state, the gaming relations have
naturally entered the state of war. Accordingly, Nintendo will immediately punish any slightest provocation hurting its
dignity and sovereignty of their IP´s with resolute and merciless physical disc actions and digital without any prior notice.

2. If other 3rd parties and the media puppet group perpetrate a provocation for igniting a war against the Nintendo in any
area including not releasing the sequel to Dead island in the West, Korea or in the area along the Nintendo Distribution Line
 it will not be limited to a local war, but develop into an all-out game war, a AAA war.
It is self-evident that any gaming conflict on the gaming scene is bound to lead to an all-out war, a AAA war now that even
EA´s strategic game engines puts its franchises on MS including W8 phones, Android and Sony consoles, their main franchises
are flying into the other consoles participate in the madcap Nintendo-targeted AAA war moves.

The first strike of revolutionary games from Nintendo will start a blow out for the games stores and punish 3rd parties for
aggression on its main console operations, including Epic and EA and reduce not only its gamer bases in japan but the puppets
ruling theese institutions will be reduced to ashes at once.

3. Nintendo will never miss the golden chance to win a final victory in a great war for gamers reunification.
This war will not be a three day-war but it will be a blitz war through which Nintendo will occupy all areas of gaming genres
including FPS, not giving the 3rd parties and the media puppet warmongers time to come to their senses, and a three-
dimensional war to be fought in platformers, shoot em ups and adventure and on the front line and in the rear.

This sacred war of justice will be a world-wide, all-people resistance involving all people in the north and the south and
overseas in which the traitors to gaming including heinous confrontation maniacs, warmongers and human scum will be
mercilessly swept away.
No force on earth can break the will of the programming personnel and fans of Nintendo all out in the just great war for
gamers reunification and of all other gamers and overpower their might.

Holding in high esteem the peerlessly great men of Nintendo, the gamers population will give vent to the pent-up grudge and
realize their cherished desire and thus bring a bright day of gamers reunification and build the best power based console on
this earth without RROD".

Long live Nintedonians

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Yes! I agree with 93. % of what you said. Thank you for finally showing everyone about what's is going on.

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Who wrote this?


Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.

iwata will use a mushroom?


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pezus said:
Who wrote this?

yah BOI! My bro Vaio wrote this. Some of the illest Shit I have ever read. That is street lingo for exceptionally well wrote.

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Is that the war declaration of North Korea, just with some Nintendo, EA and stuff in it?

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Knowing Nintendo and the their hardware, they will probably come to war with swords, while MS and Sony will probably bring light sabers.


Was this in Madlibs?

OdinHades said:
Is that the war declaration of North Korea, just with some Nintendo, EA and stuff in it?

0 points for working that out