Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms

I don't think this what Bill Gates had in mind when he offered $100,000 to someone to invent the next generation condom.

Just when you though the bacon fad was fizzling out, J&D's Foods --the same Seattle-based company that brought us the bacon coffin and bacon mayonnaise (all real products) -- now has introduced Bacon Condoms that claims to "make your meat look like meat."

As an added bonus, each condom is coated with its very own J&D’s baconlube.

From it press release: "Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon."

And just when you hoped America's bacon fad was dying out, the company is also releasing  Bacon Sunscreen. 

Why?  According to the release, "science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer."

Please, put a fork in it.

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I've gotta say... I'm not even a little gay, but I'd probably fuck a dude who was wearing one of these.

I'll buy it at launch.

i thought this came out some time ago...

Not sure why food and sex are so closely associated. Food is like the last thing that crosses my mind when having sex.

Is this really a good thing? The first thing I want to do when I see bacon is chomp it into tiny bits...if that's what you guys want...well ok.

Ehrm ... this is kinda odd, yeah? It's well known, that the testoterone males favorit herb is bacon. It's is also pretty well known that these type of men are never, ever, eeeever gay.

So who are these aimed at?

Lol. No. I don't. Bloodwurst is basically pigs blood organs pressed into a pigs intestines. Pretty disgusting thought.

So you do think about Bloodwurst when having sex ?

It's simple really, food releases the closest similar amount of dopamine (what makes us feel happy) as sex.
Meaning, people who eat, get almost the same level of happiness as you get from sex. It's no surprise that the two would inevitably become linked.

Similarly, here's a picture of brain mapping

Notice how close to the genitals all the "fetish" zones are.

Both of these previous slides havea  similarity in common which is cross contamination. Food gets CC'd with sex, and genitals CC with other close by areas.
The more you know!

Not sure if I buy the Dopamine connection. its not like just food and sex are being rewarded by it. Also Videogames Sports Drugs Success increase Dopamine levels above your average level. Basically everything thats fun, Dopamine is fun itself. So why isn't sex associated with Mario Bros but with Chocolate.

 To the second pic well no ? What do you mean ? Why doesn't food gets cc'd with wrists. Also I don't see the connection food has with sex on here to be honest. 

I do realize that food and sex are the most basic urges but for me personally its two seperate things. 

So while I understand it rationally that it seemingly overlaps I don't understand it emotionally.

its official now. im going to start sucking