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Fez Creator Really Doesn’t Like The Nintendo 3DS

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Phil Fish, the creator behind the critically acclaimed Fez, has taken to Twitter to vent hisfrustrations about the Nintendo 3DS. Fish isn’t a huge fan of the platform and claims that the 3D selling point is a straight up gimmick. Here’s what he had to say about the system.

“Started playing my first monster hunter game last night. on 3DS. it’s not exactly playable without that circle pad pro atrocity… i don’t understand. why would you even release a game like that on a platform like that? why is it not out on let’s say… vita? you know, the one where you could control the camera. it’s too bad because MH looks like it’s basically phantasy star online but not in space. and i love me some PSO. the whole entire thing was a mistake if you ask me.”

“Also, im so sick of this dual-screen clamshell bullshit. a 2nd screen adds NOTHING. it’s a gimmick. 3D is a gimmick. it’s too bad the vita isnt a bigger hit because hardware wise it’s PERFECT. it has ONE AWESOME SCREEN, and TWO JOYSTICKS. there’s never been a single DS or 3DS that didnt make me go “i wish this was on a single screen”. and i’ve never played any game ever anywhere where i was like “i wish this had a 2nd screen”. and absolutely f@$#ing NOBODY ever went “i wish this had 2nd screen that is smaller and a different aspect ration and touch but not 3D” the gameboy micro was the best handheld ever. i wish nintendo would just make a slightly bigger more powerful GBAM-type thing.”

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Fez creator is a bum anyway, He thinks he's some sort of game making genius with a massive ego.

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Sounds like he's upset Monster Hunter isn't on his favorite console...

Have a nice day...

Hey Phil Fish, why don't you bring YOUR game to Vita, instead of slagging off Capcom's choice of platform for Monster Hunter?

I do somewhat agree with his "It's too bad Vita isn't a bigger hit because hardware wise it's perfect". I'd love to see more devs on it pushing it harder, because it's a great piece of kit.

But otherwise, he's just being a loudmouth moron like always.



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He seemed like a blowhard in Indie Game the Movie too.

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Of course he doesn't like it. It's Japanese. Why would their shitty hardware be any better than their shitty games?

Kresnik said:

Hey Phil Fish, why don't you bring YOUR game to Vita, instead of slagging off Capcom's choice of platform for Monster Hunter?

He is.



For someone who took forever to bring out a good-not-great indie game, he really acts like his opinion is worth more than the countless others who can say whatever they please about any platform on twitter

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LemonSlice said:
He seemed like a blowhard in Indie Game the Movie too.


Yes lol, I found it rather amusing when his fez game stand didn't work and kept freezing at that game conference.

I FEEL ASHAMED I NEVER CONTINUED TO SUPPORT SEGA AND HELPED IN THERE HARDWARE DEMISE, NINTENDO SAVED ME AND WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT A REAL VIDEO GAMES COMPANY!

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Are indie developers the most professionally immature? It sure seems like it as I've read more rants like this from them than anyone that actually is established with a development house.

Complain all you want about kids on the internet acting like this, because the truth is they learned it from somewhere ...