I refuse to use public restrooms unless I have no other choice. They are gross as hell and if I saw something like that I wouldnt have and I would have probably thrown up. The old man sounds like an ass clown.  I get that he wants the place clean but if it was already nasty then that is a different story.  It's a courtesy thing.  Either way  I wouldnt give it another thought if I was you. Good story though haha

P.S. You should be lucky the old guy didn't attack while you were urinating. If I were in his shoes, I would gave given you a haymaker while you vulnerable. I would have timed and angled the punch perfectly so you would fall completely forward into the toilet. Then I would have left you there with your Wang out and your head submerged in your own urine, knocked out.

I would have put his face in the toilet. Swirled the old man in my piss and then would have told him to sort himself out.

I can't believe you actually treated that poor old guy like that. But what can one expect when gamers are raised playing Nintendo's violent games?

Honestly? In most instances, I would have torn off about a mile of TP and lifted the seat with it. I've worked at a convenience store, things like that are beyond appreciated. However, if it was so badly soiled that it was clear that they've given up on cleaning it, then maybe not.

I definitely wouldn't have stopped once I started, though.

I probably would have said something like, "if it was clean, I would have lifted it, but it's too disgusting to touch. Speaking of disgusting, if you don't stop watching me piss, you perverted old bastard, I'm going to call the police and have you charged with a sexual harassment and make sure your picture is plastered all over the local papers."

I'd like to hear the old man's side of the story. He would probably tell it in a different light.

when i was little, i was taught to lift the seat before you use it. Normally i would have (if i was at a friends house/strangers house...ect) but this seat was already wet/stained with pee. No point imo.

Lol, you took that WAY too seriously. :p I'd have just ignored him and left.

Id take a shit in the sink, that would have really riled him.

You should have just ignored him. Or if he kept nagging you to lift the seat, you could have explained to him nicely that the seat was filthy. But you definitely didn't need to get so angry and rude just for that.