you're wrong in any argument even if you're right.

women don't dress to impress guys, they dress to impress other women. If a woman wants to impress a guy they'll have to be naked.

I don't know much, they seem to all ask me for as they call it "The D". Guys help me out, what's the D, and how can I give it to them.

God forbid you ever teach one to play video games.

What begins as you walking your female best friend through Wii Sports Resort and being proud of them the first time they finish in the top 6 on Mario Kart Wii gives way to soul-crushing horror a few months later when they lap your arse around Rainbow Road, beat you 6-10 at Goldeneye Wii, carry you through Black Ops 2 zombies, and offer to beat the boss you're stuck on in Gears of War 3 on Insane difficulty and do it in one try when you've died on it a dozen times.

Never underestimate a woman with a controller; they can take time to gain any traction, but once they do they're a unstoppable force. She caught up to (and passed) me in skill in 2 years, and I' been gaming for 20! XD

They like shopping and clothes and shit far too much

Good ones are like Pikachus holding a light ball...fucking rare.

They love Mario Kart, never met a woman who didn't like Mario Kart

It doesn't matter what you belive you know. The bare concpt of two best friends hating on one another because being girls is one of my Top 10 most stupid things I've read this year.

Yes = No
No = Yes
I don't know = Yes
Maybe = No

Fine = Anything is really wrong
Five minutes = 1 hours or more

We need to talk = Expect anything... even the relationship ends

There are more but I don't remember... well I have a great relationship with my girl (maybe luck lol lol lol).

They are great liers and can get pretty much anything they want using sex