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The one thing I know about chicks is that I know nothing about them.



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Most of them don't like tall guys.



 

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tbone51 said:
Wats a Female?


they are those things with huge chests that bounce up and down in video games and always wear slutty clothes



avais1993 said:
1)If you ask a women how many guys she's dated, take her reply and multiply it by 3 to get your answer

2)If they're quiet and tell you nothings wrong, you are in the wrong

3)You cannot hit a women, unless she looks like a man

4)Women who are skinny will ask if they look fat to judge your reaction of what will definitely happen once you "put a ring on it"

5)Women hate each other, even if their best friends

6)They want what they can't have.

7)The older a single women gets, the lower her standards will drop

8)Most women are highly manipulative into getting what they want, even if they aren't aware their doing it.

I should write a book :L

yes, and it should be called "8 things to do to make you strike out with women"



They can put their hands in boiling water when they wash the dishes without being burnt. I can't stand it for about a minute... They sure are born to clean the plates.



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bananaking21 said:
avais1993 said:
1)If you ask a women how many guys she's dated, take her reply and multiply it by 3 to get your answer

2)If they're quiet and tell you nothings wrong, you are in the wrong

3)You cannot hit a women, unless she looks like a man

4)Women who are skinny will ask if they look fat to judge your reaction of what will definitely happen once you "put a ring on it"

5)Women hate each other, even if their best friends

6)They want what they can't have.

7)The older a single women gets, the lower her standards will drop

8)Most women are highly manipulative into getting what they want, even if they aren't aware their doing it.

I should write a book :L

yes, and it should be called "8 things to do to make you strike out with women"


except the 8 "things to do" dont actually tell them to do anything :L



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avais1993 said:
bananaking21 said:
avais1993 said:
1)If you ask a women how many guys she's dated, take her reply and multiply it by 3 to get your answer

2)If they're quiet and tell you nothings wrong, you are in the wrong

3)You cannot hit a women, unless she looks like a man

4)Women who are skinny will ask if they look fat to judge your reaction of what will definitely happen once you "put a ring on it"

5)Women hate each other, even if their best friends

6)They want what they can't have.

7)The older a single women gets, the lower her standards will drop

8)Most women are highly manipulative into getting what they want, even if they aren't aware their doing it.

I should write a book :L

yes, and it should be called "8 things to do to make you strike out with women"


except the 8 "things to do" dont actually tell them to do anything :L

you got the point, im tired and its late so i couldnt come up with something better



bananaking21 said:
rutea7 said:
bananaking21 said:
rutea7 said:
what?! were all players and studs on here! women LOVE guys who stay on gaming forums all day. and there you go sprug i just gave you the thing i know about women for sure

:pat in the back: it's ok, you'll be fine

@blkfish92: wtf, are you in highschool?


i know i will i might get my self banned too, you know that way ill be the "bad boy" type. women will be all over from getting banned

wouldnt do that this time of the year though. too much stuff going on, GDC, new xbox announcement, E3. you'd just become an anxious bad boy


ohh no i wouldnt get my self banned for so much, i want to come back quickly so i can use my bad boy image. there is a girl i want to hook up with so badly on this site and i need to do so fast, who is the girl? its a secret!...... ok ok ill tell you, ..... its badgenome, but keep this between us

not sure you can handle my sisterly princess...



The only thing I know about women that is a fact. Is that I should treat them with the utmost respect. Of coarse we should do our best to treat everyone with respect. Even people who really don't deserve it, because we could have ended up being them if a few things in our lives hadn't worked out in our favor. That said people aren't their genes, or their genitalia. They can act, or be however they want to be. Seriously stereotypes is just another way of saying poor excuses.



rutea7 said:
bananaking21 said:
rutea7 said:
bananaking21 said:
rutea7 said:
what?! were all players and studs on here! women LOVE guys who stay on gaming forums all day. and there you go sprug i just gave you the thing i know about women for sure

:pat in the back: it's ok, you'll be fine

@blkfish92: wtf, are you in highschool?


i know i will i might get my self banned too, you know that way ill be the "bad boy" type. women will be all over from getting banned

wouldnt do that this time of the year though. too much stuff going on, GDC, new xbox announcement, E3. you'd just become an anxious bad boy


ohh no i wouldnt get my self banned for so much, i want to come back quickly so i can use my bad boy image. there is a girl i want to hook up with so badly on this site and i need to do so fast, who is the girl? its a secret!...... ok ok ill tell you, ..... its badgenome, but keep this between us

not sure you can handle my sisterly princess...

that is the second time somebody has told me that actually haha