Looking through the OP again, I'm pretty sure the OP is trolling and/or isn't serious.
- "Also, some cultues, like the French, can't make the "r" sound due to biological inconsistencies."
Biological inconsistencies? What does that even mean?
- "I'm sick and tired of seeing people use this disgusting word almost every single day. What is this? Is this some sort of UK or Canadian lingo? I wouldn't be surprised if it was. They don't say this in America."
- "Ethnocentrism needs to stop!"
Clear contradiction with those two quotes.
And to top it off with these two:
"It sounds like a constipated pirate or something. "
"*No offence to people who have a mental condition that forces them to type everything they say, including verbal pauses. "
Here, he's clearly not being serious as he dives into making jokes.
These seems like something man-bear-pig would make.