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Who would you rather have as your grandpa?

Gandalf 25 60.98%
 
Dumbledore 16 39.02%
 
Total:41

Honestly, I'm going with Gandalf, nobody is better than him.



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Gandalf indeed.



No contest here.



If you think having Gandalf as a friend is cool, then I guess he could be your grandpa too:

 



Richard Harris Dumbledore



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That is the strangest question anyone has ever asked in here!

Gandalf, though, any day of the week.



pezus said:
Both would be good.


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!



Gandalf would be a better friend, but something about him strikes me as off-putting. Dumbledore at very least seems to be human enough to be a proper family member, whereas Gandalf is a bit too mystical and alien. Then you have Dumbledore's dark secrets and tragedies. He wouldn't share those with family, but they would make him very sympathetic and empathetic, and thus a better consultant for personal problems.

So, Gandalf would be a cooler Grandpa, but Dumbledore would be the better one.



Love and tolerate.

Dumbledore. He has the elder wand. You would own anyone with that thing. Gandalf has a stupid staff that he used as a flash light. And got his white one blown up by the witch king. Gandalf would be fun to talk with. While Dumbledore is more useful.



Gandalf is gay, meaning rape would have to be involved for him to be someone's grandpa. Why are you people pro-rape?