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highwaystar101 said:
^65 million years ago lol, he has lived many lives

he has been a playboy bunny



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ChronotriggerJM said:

You should limit it to one fact per post, MAKE YOUR POST'S MASSIVE!!!!!

Chuck Norris was sparring against Bruce Lee the day he died and roundhouse kicked Bruce so hard that he split into two separate entities, Jackie Chan and Jet Li. :P

 Pretty sure Bruce Lee beat his ass or could have beat his ass.  In an interview about Enter the Dragon Chuck talks about how scared he was to fight him and such I believe.

 



ChronotriggerJM said:
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he's run out of women.
 When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because everyone is his bitch O_o. 

 



If Chuck norris sleeps with your wife he expects you to give him an applause



Chuck Norris has counted from one to infinity, twice.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris sued NBC for having named a show after his left and right arms: Law and Order

For everyone else gravity is a law, for Chuck Norris it is a suggestion



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Chuck Norris drinks 100 crates of heineken in an hour



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Chuck norris doesn't rape, because that means you didn't want sex with him to happen



Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.



Deep into the darkness pearing

Long i stood there

Wondering

Fearing

Doubting. 

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the separation of church and state.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in gay rights.
Chuck Norris stopped being cool a long time ago.



Chuck Norris is so manly, his penis has it's own social security number.

Chuck Norris' biceps are so massive, they have their own zip code.

Chuck Norris quit his performance in "Stomp" after accidentally denting New York City.

The dent in New York City was no accident, Chuck Norris never has accidents.

Laws do not apply to Chuck Norris, he applies to them.



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