^65 million years ago lol, he has lived many lives
he has been a playboy bunny
You should limit it to one fact per post, MAKE YOUR POST'S MASSIVE!!!!!
Chuck Norris was sparring against Bruce Lee the day he died and roundhouse kicked Bruce so hard that he split into two separate entities, Jackie Chan and Jet Li. :P
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he's run out of women.
If Chuck norris sleeps with your wife he expects you to give him an applause
Chuck Norris has counted from one to infinity, twice.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris sued NBC for having named a show after his left and right arms: Law and Order
For everyone else gravity is a law, for Chuck Norris it is a suggestion
Chuck norris doesn't rape, because that means you didn't want sex with him to happen
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Deep into the darkness pearing
Long i stood there
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in evolution.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the separation of church and state.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in gay rights.
Chuck Norris stopped being cool a long time ago.
Chuck Norris is so manly, his penis has it's own social security number.
Chuck Norris' biceps are so massive, they have their own zip code.
Chuck Norris quit his performance in "Stomp" after accidentally denting New York City.
The dent in New York City was no accident, Chuck Norris never has accidents.
Laws do not apply to Chuck Norris, he applies to them.
End of 2016 hardware sales:
Wii U: 15 million. PS4: 54 million. One: 30 million. 3DS: 64.8 million. PSVita: 15.2 million.