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When Chuck Norris f***s your sister, your whole family gets pregnant.



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Chuck Norris once did a deal with the devil : Chuck would recieve unparraleled fighting abilities in return for his very soul. After the deal was made Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil with a laugh admitted that he should have seen it coming. Now both are firends and play poker every thursday.



Deep into the darkness pearing

Long i stood there

Wondering

Fearing

Doubting. 

Chuck Norris has a 3rd fist in his chin



Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.



This man died and went to heaven and as soon as he arrived he saw this old guy with a big grey beard and long white robes running around doing round house kicks. The man who just died walks up to St. Peter and asks him who the old guy is, St. Peter replies "Thats just God, thinks he's Chuck Norris doesn't he?"



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Chuck norris won the world poker tournament final with a 2 of spades, a seven of clubs, a get out of jail free card, a grass energy pokemon card and a leaf



When Chuck Norris falls into a pool, He doesn't get wet...
The water gets Chuck Norris



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyLhpUPNPIs

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Vladez said:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is

 That is the funniest thing I've ever seen on Vgchartz!!

Can't these jokes be applied to Lorenzo Lamas as well though? 



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Chuck norris went to the virgin islands, when he left they changed the islands name.



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OMG, this thread is hilarious!!! You guys are funny as hell, LoL.



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