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One time, Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he suddenly suffered from a raging boner. There were no survivors.... :(



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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.



Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years the grim reaper just hasnt got the balls to tell him.



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My favorite:

Chuck Norris can divide by zero



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Bahahaha! Chuck Norris jokes are funny as hell! :D



The BuShA owns all!

^acually i thought mine was the only funny one, but what does my opinion matter?



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MynameisGARY

Ugh. Chuck Norris Jokes died out months ago. Possibly killed by a round house kick.



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Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

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chuck norris has more posts than soriku and leo j together



The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.



Deep into the darkness pearing

Long i stood there

Wondering

Fearing

Doubting.