Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

chuck Norris knows all your secrets

every time you masturbate, chuck Norris kicks a baby in the face

When a police officer pulls over Chuck Norris, he gives Chuck his license and registration.

He is a stunning actor! Almost on Steven Seagal level...

here is the man...

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it's not because he's gay, it's because he's run out of women.

Chuck Norris once wandered into a quaint village, and the villagers were huddle in a crowd mourning over a stillborn lamb, Chuck took the lamb into his arms and rubbed his beard against it bringing the lamb to life! The villagers were in shock and awe! He set the lamb down and INSTANTLY ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IT IN THE FACE, KILLING IT UPON IMPACT. The villagers were humbled and bowed down to him, he set an example that the GOOD CHUCK GIVETH, AND THE GOOD CHUCK TAKETH AWAY.

OK heres a disgusting one

chuck norris has sex with every woman in the world once a month without them knowing... they bleed for a week as a result

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is