I'll go first:
Is there an aiport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I'll go first:
Is there an aiport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
'Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin'
'Your like a champion bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you'
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math; add some bed, subtract some clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
Do you have a twin sister ?
-No
Then you must be the most beautiful woman in the world
Do you own a jersey ?
-No, why?
Cuz i need your name and number
What has 42 teeth and can hold back The Incredible Hulk?
-What?
My zipper
How's life?
-Good.What about yours /
Im talking to it right now.
Me: Are you Google?
Girl: Yes.
Me: You can stop searching now, you found me.
miz1q2w3e said: How you doin? |
That's much better than Ross's pick up lines like "I like 8 year old boys" or "You know the smell in propane? They put that in".
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