Hey guys, there's been a lot of hoopla going on around the chartz lately. People have been saying that Playstation fans are arrogant, or feel an unwarranted sense of superiority, etc. The problem, according to these people, is that Playstation fans have no right to feel superior. This really ticks me off. As a Playstation fan, I know I'm superior to Xbox and Nintendo fans. I don't know if this was the result of choice, genetics, heredity, childhood experiences or if it was caused by environmental factors. All I know is this is who I am. And I'm extremely offended by people who think they can take that away from me.

So, I've decided to convince Xbox and Nintendo fans of their obvious inferiority. That's what this thread is for. This thread is to show 5 reasons why Playstation fans are superior to Xbox fans. This thread is the first of a two-part special, with the second thread featuring Nintendo fans in place of Xbox fans. Before I get into the reasons, we need to accept the following as true. By agreeing with these facts, this thread will be much easier to understand. 

1. (Certain) North America countries and the United Kingdom is Xbox 360 territory.
2. Virtually everywhere else is Playstation 3 territory (in relation to the 360).

From this, we can also conclude:

3. The Xbox 360's audience is composed of a larger amount of NA and UK citizens.
4. The PS3's audience is composed of a large amount of citizens from other countries.

If you don't agree with the above, then you are illogical and you should leave this thread at once. Now, without further ado, here is reason number one.

1. Playstation fans are taller than Xbox fans.

Check out this chart of the tallest nations in the world: - source

As you can see, there are no countries here where the 360 has a lead over the PS3. Countries like Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, etc. are all bigger PS3 nations than 360 nations. From this, we can conclude that the tallest nations prefer the PS3. With that said, it seems logical to also conclude that the PS3 is composed of more tall people than the 360. It wouldn't be farfetched to then say that PS3 owners are taller than 360 owners (on average).

2. Playstation fans are healthier than Xbox fans

Everyone knows that Americans are some of the fattest people in the world (no source necessary). The fact that the 360 is very American-centric makes it logical to assume that Xbox 360 owners are some of the fattest people on the planet as well. With that said, PS3 owners are healthier than 360 owners by a longshot.

3. Playstation fans are smarter then Xbox fans

Check out this chart of the countries with the highest IQs: - source

As you can see, these are all countries where the PS3 either beats the 360 (Japan, Italy, Germany, etc.) or the country's gaming population is too low to be precisely measured. This list shows us that the smartest countries in the world prefer the PS3 over the 360 (or none at all). It seems logical to conclude from this that the PS3 is composed of people from the smartest countries in the world. It's not too crazy to assume that the average PS3 is smarter than the average 360 fan. 

Another fact that proves PS3 fans are smarter is the fact that we don't play as many games as 360 owners. PS3 owners are smart enough to know that they don't have time to play games. Since PS3 owners are more likely to be scientists, doctors, Novel Prize winners, etc., they have to spend their time productively. Let's face it, video games are a waste of time and you must be smart to realize this. PS3 owners realize this, and this is shown by the numbers. They are simply too smart to waste so much time playing video games.

In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the total IQs of all PS3 owners was greater than the total IQs of all 360 owners. This would be an incredibly impressive feat, considering the 360 has a bigger installbase.

4. Playstation fans have larger penises.

Check out this chart that lists the top ten countries with the largest penises. - source

Again, no United States, no United Kingdom, no Canada, no Mexico, where are you, Xbox 360 nations? This list, again, is composed of more countries that prefer the PS3 over the 360 (Germany, Italy, Iceland, etc.) or nations we don't have any information on. This list shows us that the people with the biggest penises prefer the PS3. From this we can logically conclude that the average PS3 fan's penis is considerably longer than the average 360 fan's penis (and probably has more girth too).

(and PS3 fans are probably better in bed too).

For a quick internal summary, let's review. PS3 fans are taller, are healthier, are smarter, and have larger penises. These are qualities that makes males attractive to females. From this, we can form the next conclusion.

5. PS3 owners probably get more sex than 360 owners.

Let's face it, women want guys who are tall, healthy, smart and who have large penises. The PS3 community has all of these traits over the 360 community easily. So if you're having trouble with the laidies, you're probably an Xbox 360 fan. Move to the PS3 to get laid instantly.

Summary.

• The 360 is composed mainly of NA/UK owners. The PS3 is composed more of other nations.
• Other nations are smarter, healthier, taller, and have larger penises than NA/UK citizens.
• Therefore, PS3 owners are most likely smarter, healthier, taller, and have larger penises than 360 owners.
• PS3 owners probably get more sex as well.
• Any questions?

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Coming soon: 5 reasons why Playstation fans are superior to Nintendo fans.

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lol

Could you do a similar for PC fans? :D

lol. I'm favoring the 360 but this thread is awesome :)
On the other side, dude you have a lot of time to waste ahah

You mean PS3 fans > PC fans? Sure, I could make it work.

... Tried to hard, doesn't work.

Why is this news?

I would say do Wii fans but then again they'll lose because a little more than half is children and soccer moms!!! too bad

(Im a nintendo fan so dont get mad other nintendo fans!!!)

I am from Sweden, so at least I can easily dodge this thread :)

I hope this isn't serious, but it is a pretty awesome thread. I'm an Xbox fan, but this is still pretty awesome.

However, it really doesn't make sense to say one group of people is better than the other by using numbers. That's generalization at it's finest. The first point can be debated whether or not it can be used. The US has a larger population than most nations, which could be for better or for worse. I blame it on the people who cross into the states illegally.