Fascinating thread spurge! This is the kind of titillating discussion that this site is in dire need of. On behalf of the vgchartz league of shadows, I thank you!
OT: Naw, they'd just wear wigs.
My prediction threads:
Wii U will sell under 40m units (made on 14th September 2012)
PS Vita will sell under 20m units (made on 30th September 2012)
Wii U will sell under 7m in 2013 - I was right