WiiU bashing obviously. But becuase it is such a poor attempt it is hard to know what it is.

one thing you left about about fanboys is they can also be delusional.

They predict outragous numbers and when for example Sony is in huge financial trouble atm, still expect them to make a 10x more pwoerful system and sell it at a huge loss.

it's clearly a reference to the issues the system has with.... cream... desserts?.... obeseity? WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!

Oh, is that satire? I thought maybe somebody was high and had the munchies, then decided to write something but fell asleep halfway through. i really didn't get it.

How is my thread an example of a fanboy? It's a joke dude that doesn't discredit Nintendo in anyway because it's so far out of context to be even considered serious.

Again it's a joke that I would do for any console but WiiU is hot right now so I chose that. I'm actually considering buying a WiiU because it looks quite cool.

how? it looks to me like a lame attempt at a joke

I've been called a fanboy from all parties so it hardly surprises me anymore. People need to just play games and get over console wars.

It is quite cool, and could be tasty if you got that bundle.

I'm totally part of that master race though.

So essentially what you're asking is why some people are dicks.

Because that's just how humanity works.

Incidentally, do not use this thread to call out other users as fanboys. In fact, don't use any thread for that. Don't do it at all, because 90% of the time you're wrong and the other 10% the fact that you are stating it is not helping matters in the slightest.