Things arn't loading faster. That's my point. Other's can claim what they wan't but it's still slow.

On its website, Nintendo says the latest Wii U update brings “Further improvements to overall system stability and other minor adjustments have been made to enhance the user experience.”

Mine was already downloading in the background until I looked at the download Manager. Never told me at all. I feel like this is how it should be.

there is a 3DS system update as well

What you're saying is a claim as well.  However, you're on the more unlikely side of it.  Also the word "slow" is relative and still doesn't warrant the absurd claim that the update didn't change/improve anything.  At this point, you're being more extreme than the people who said there were major changes.

Yeah. I hate games that I have to play. Why can't it play itself?

I just installed the update and all I had to do was go over to it and press "ok" to restart and everything was done.  So I'm starting to wonder if Fishtacos really has the Wii U.

There was also a 3DS update, anyone know what that was about?

there is a game that plays itself called idlerpg. Can be found on many IRC servers. All you do is log in and let your pc idle.

progressquest.com.  Just open your web browser.