The things you do if you do not have a Wii U yet thread

Read about other gamers grand adventures and make believe that they are your own with your Badgenome sock puppet look alike.

Spy on your Jewish neighbors to make sure there is no funny business a foot.

Think of horrible things to call "theprof".

Bored to tears you begrudingly go and see Skyfall again.

Tell someone to make you a sandwich, like you are a true boss!

Go and make yourself a sandwich because no one listened to you.

Dream about what Man bear pig is doing right now on N4G.

Play Flying Dragons on your N64.

Peruse through all the games on steam that your PC cannot handle without crashing.

Fapp to your Goldie Hawn photograph in your wallet.

Use your puzzler to figure out why British people say Fap instead of Masterbation.

Use your puzzler to wonder why you did not remedy the two Fap spellings in this OP.

 

I do a lot of shit while not owning a Wii U. What do you do while you wait? Please only serious anwers. I will ask someone to report you if you make any jokes. If this is locked I will report the locking mod to Axumblade for switch ass kicking Justice@!

lololol @some of the things in your list XD

I don't own a WiiU yet. I'll be studying/working while I wait, and I'll read everyone's impressions of it for some extra torture :3

I'll take this opportunity to say that after watching some previews of New Super Mario Bros. U, it's officially my most anticipated launch title! I didn't let myself watch anything before, so I wasn't really that hyped, but I couldn't resist checking it out yesterday and I gotta say I liked what I saw! :D

miz1q2w3e said: lololol @some of the things in your list XD I don't own a WiiU yet. I'll be studying/working while I wait, and I'll read everyone's impressions of it for some extra torture :3 I'll take this opportunity to say that after watching some previews of New Super Mario Bros. U, it's officially my most anticipated launch title! I didn't let myself watch anything before, so I wasn't really that hyped, but I couldn't resist checking it out yesterday and I gotta say I liked what I saw! :D

I do not care what some reviewers say. I want zombiU! It is sold out where I have looked for it. So I am hoping for greatness!

As of tonight, I'll be playing PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

lmao great thread

TruckOSaurus said: As of tonight, I'll be playing PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

You traitor!  I'm going to have to Smash you up...

Play Super Mario Galaxy =)

@Trucks. I'm coming for ya! Wait till I fix my PS3 and I'm comin' for ya :3

I do a lot of shit either way. The Wii U will not change that. But right now I'm waiting for the new Borderlands DLC.

 

Edit: I'm also fapping to the pictures in the "Post your Wii U pictures" thread. My porn folder is divided into normal, hardcore, gangnam style, Wii U boxed and Wii U unboxed.

spurgeonryan said: miz1q2w3e said: lololol @some of the things in your list XD I don't own a WiiU yet. I'll be studying/working while I wait, and I'll read everyone's impressions of it for some extra torture :3 I'll take this opportunity to say that after watching some previews of New Super Mario Bros. U, it's officially my most anticipated launch title! I didn't let myself watch anything before, so I wasn't really that hyped, but I couldn't resist checking it out yesterday and I gotta say I liked what I saw! :D I do not care what some reviewers say. I want zombiU! It is sold out where I have looked for it. So I am hoping for greatness!

http://www.amazon.com/ZombiU-nintendo-wii-u/dp/B00897Z27C/ref=sr_1_2?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1353423960&sr=1-2

I'm worrying for Ryan... maybe he really believes the site doesn't surivive if he would go for a sleep or just go offline... being 24/7 on this site isn't good.. thats what I do when I don't own a WiiU  yet...