The things you do if you do not have a Wii U yet thread
Read about other gamers grand adventures and make believe that they are your own with your Badgenome sock puppet look alike.
Spy on your Jewish neighbors to make sure there is no funny business a foot.
Think of horrible things to call "theprof".
Bored to tears you begrudingly go and see Skyfall again.
Tell someone to make you a sandwich, like you are a true boss!
Go and make yourself a sandwich because no one listened to you.
Dream about what Man bear pig is doing right now on N4G.
Play Flying Dragons on your N64.
Peruse through all the games on steam that your PC cannot handle without crashing.
Fapp to your Goldie Hawn photograph in your wallet.
Use your puzzler to figure out why British people say Fap instead of Masterbation.
Use your puzzler to wonder why you did not remedy the two Fap spellings in this OP.
I do a lot of shit while not owning a Wii U. What do you do while you wait? Please only serious anwers. I will ask someone to report you if you make any jokes. If this is locked I will report the locking mod to Axumblade for switch ass kicking Justice@!