Anyway...

Hitting me with a quick slap, NINJA STYLE! out of nowhere when I make a remark she doesn't like she just quickslaps me in my stomage.. I have never ever blocked it..

Staring at me with killer eyes like I have done something bad and I need to explain myself.. Once a pregant friend joked: "My husband said if the baby has black hair like Nikkom he knew something happend at that big newyears party 9 months ago" We all in the group laughed except my gf who killed 2 other friends standing in the way with her eyes... true story

Being better in Mario Kart Wii and Just Dance 3

I could go on but she staring at me...

Your Solution!

Thank you. I will soon be shitting like a champion.

That actually made me release a snorting  laugh.

You win this round.

I really don't have problems with my ex girlfriends. But I remember how one of them tried to sleep with my older brother after we broke up to piss me off. And my oldest brother is the type of person who doesn't care for morals. I told him if he did any such thing I would disconnect him from my life.

My ex couldn't take a decision and it drove my insane! I was the one who had to pick everything we did and if I didn't, we'd end up doing nothing at all. The time I spent with him was the most boring year of my life.

I had an ex that used to say "sweety darling", like one of the characters off "Absolutely Fabulous" (uk tv program)...it was annoying.

She studied psychology and tried to sum my personality up with elementary watered down freud theories....also annoying.

She was quite keen on anal sex though, so it's all give and take.