im here to upset the balance bitches

Good, GOOD! Lead them into that false sense of security!

After a few hours up, I think it's finally time choose an option from the poll. It it's time to take action and we need a plan! Okay...looking at the poll, it looks like the top option is...."convert to Nintendo fans." Convert to Nintendo fans? Bu but... We hate Nintendo fans! I just put that up there as a joke *sigh* Well, I suppose if this is the most voted option, then we must -  WAIT A MINUTE!! 

This is obviously the result of Nintendo fans using their numbers to push their agenda of SITE WIDE DOMINATION! As they've admitted here, their main goal is to convert everyone into Nintendo fans. Obviously, we must ignore that result as it's been skewed by Nintendo propoganda. So, we must use the second-most voted option. Let's see..eh ..mass  suicide? HA! Nice try  Nintendo fans. Trying to convince us to kill ourselves in order to push your agenda. You can't fool us!

Let's take a look at the third option, "Assassinate the Nintendo Fans." Yes, I like this option. It solves our problem AND I know this isn't just Nintendo fans abusing their power....excellent.

We will assassinate one Nintendo fan first, just to send a message. I'd rather go the route of assassinating one powerful Nintendo fan instead of just killing them all. It would be a lot easier and a lot less bloody. So, who do we kill first? Ideally, we'd like to kill the mos significant user for MAXIMUM DAMAGE to their morale. So, here are the most important Nintendo users:

spurgeonryan
lilbroex
happydolphin
Pokemonbrawlvg
Mr Khan
NintendoPie
Conegamer
BasilZero 
RolStoppable

So, we need to select one of these members to kill. Alternatively, we could try to convert one of these members, but I don't think that's possible. The most appealing choice is Spureonryan since he's the most active, and thus, the most powerful. But I don't think we should be going after the top choice just yet. We need to start small. Mr Khan is also out, since he's a mod and is likely heavily guarded. And every user, except Basil, is a strong Nintendo Fan. I think Basil is our easiest target (I remember him often praising the PSP as being superior to the DS, or something like that). I'm going to try to convert him to Sony. If I fail, then he will be destroyed. 

While I speak with Basil, you guys need to select the next target, so we can promptly continue our mission.

Good Bye and Long, Live, Play!

Don't let my amounts of PC games owned fool you! I'm a Nintendo fan! 

I just merely take advantage of Steam sales. 

Only time I wish I'd stayed on as the head mod.  I really just want to randomly ban someone on the list and put "boom, headshot" for the reason.  I kinda miss joke bans even though Craig hated them.

I'm not a Sony fan >:(

It's not a huge surprise, seeing as how recent events have spurred Nintendo discussion. This time last year Nintendo fans had two consoles on the downturn and a newly released handheld that was struggling out of the gate. A community has a hard time building on such unstable ground.

Now you have the 3DS, which is finally hitting its stride with the XL and New Super Mario Bros. 2 release, as well as the Wii U, which is almost upon us with the September conference on the horizon. That's definitely enough to get Nintendo fans talking, which they apparently are doing.

Sony fans are now where the Nintendo fans were last year. Two last-gen consoles on the twilight of their careers and a new handheld which is struggling mightily. Hopefully next year (with PS4 announcements and stronger PSV sales [hopefully]) Sony fans will have more exciting things to talk about.

They came to my doorstop trying to 'convert' me!

Luckily, I had my mom tell them off...

Point noted!