hahahahahahaha.....these are priceless you get this for you effort

decided- Is it just me or is it the newbies who are always posting threads like these?

quite satisfied.

See: Huey Lewis and The News.

Or don't.

 It was only a thousand posts. Soriku's was just crazy.

 Glad you like it. I thought that was the best one too.

 Get another few hundred posts and participate in sales threads and I'm sure that you'll get a fantastic one.

I like how you changed the New Yorker to Jersey thing.  I don't know which one to pick because they're all good(I can't recall the ending great one), but my real gripe is that you could only find 4.  After so many posts you'd think I'd have said more profound things.  I think my pride just took hit from this.

Oooh, these are neat.

Can I have one too?

can I hae one too.
I'll buy you candy.

Well I'm sure familiarity helps but a much bigger issue is that when someone only has (for instance) 175 posts to choose from, the likelihood that there will be several phrases short AND witty AND reflective of the poster AND remain all these things when removed from the original context is pretty slim.

I mean, seriously. Take, for another example, that guy who just asked for one yet only has 25 posts -- this is LITERALLY everything he ever posted prior to that request:

1. Im not sure if you remember me My other account is luckduck, but couldn't get no there becasue of problems with login. Any ways just wanted to say hi, and does anyone want to be my friend?
2. Wow it's been a while since I've been here. Is soriku still here?
3. what?
no one remembers me?
I made all those no more heroes threads that no one payed attention to
4. [quoted material and a picture]
5.My thoughts are that capcom and camalot worked hard to make this game and now its getting even better. Capcom, unlike other third parties seems to be making an attempt to make good games for the wii and they should be applauded. hopefully this game sells better than it did in japan.
6.In that world would pigs fly?
7.seriously, that is the question of our century and I believe no one in our life time will know the answer of what a nintendo fanboy would do.
8.I know I love golf, apparently no one else does. Or, its just me that everyone does not love.
9.any one up for it, do we have a thread for it. anyways, I'm up for one.
10.thnx
11.[picture]
12.join my sos brigade
13.In pakistan they had Benizir bhuto
Canada, Britian and ,many other nations already had female leaders.
Isn't the question how americans will react with a female president.
14.^^thats awesome, but what anime is that from? don't kill me.
15.obama 08, yes we can.
16.winter

Whats the capital of hungry?
17.And in addition, their will be new capcom characters not in the japanese version
18.^Margret thatcher???????
19.Hillary is a tough women, but also, in my opinion cut throat. But you cannot ruin america more than Bush did.
20.first female american president=Oprah.
21.gettin it in the morn. No midnight launches that I know of where I live.

What do you do with that? "In that world would pigs fly?" is maybe kinda decent, but that's it.  (His original account luckduck has an amazing 129 post total, I doubt that's much better.)