| Gilgamesh said: So this weekend I was invited to my cousins birthday party, he was turning 18. When I got there I didn't realize the place was going to be loaded with liquor and REALLY hot girls (but really young). Anyway i got some liquor in me as usual and got talking to some girls. I got a long well with one girl and people called her Nessy not sure why I don't remember her real name and she was probably about 17 or 18 and she just moved out of her parents place (BTW I'm 23). Anyway we both got really drunk and talked all night, we had a lot in common. The night was practically over and she wanted to show me her new place that she just moved in. We got there (after paying over $50 for a taxi) and made are way into the building, it was a nice spot but there was barely anything in there. We went into her room and one thing led to another and we started making out, soon enough we were having sex but she just passed out in the middle of it, so I stopped. I woke up a few hours later hornier then I've ever been in my life and I jsut couldn't help myself with her laying there naked next to me so I start feeling her up, she was still passed out and didn't wake up. I couldn't help it and started having sex with her while she was passed out and I couldn't hold it in anymore and I just completely went off inside her (no condom). She woke up as I was going off and just freaked out screaming, I didn't realized what I just done and I even have girlfriend, I've never cheated on a girl before. She punched me in the nose and it started bleeding badly on her new bed sheets and she was very mad about that. She got out of bed and her head almost hit the ceiling, then she demanded that I pay to get the sheets cleaned, and I said I would and asked how much would it be and she looks at me and says, I'll need about three fitty. Well it was about that time I noticed this innocent 17 year old girl that I thought I impregnated was about 8 stories tall and goes by the name of the Lochness monster. So there's my problem guys I had sex with the Lochness monster and possibly got it pregnant, not only that I'm now short three fitty. |
I just quoted you for infinity awesomeness so you can't ever change this post..... and because this police guy asked me to.. .
Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)
