So this one's going to be your first drunk, let me know how old you were, what you were doing, drinking, who you were with, everything.

For me it all started when I was 15, I went to my friends house and he said his family was gone for the week, it was me and a few of my friends. So we thought it'd be a great idea to crack open this guys dads liquor drawer. So we decided to split some gin between like 5 of us and that didn't last no one was drunk. So we decided to go to a bootlegger. Everyone each got some liquor and I got some rum. Anyway we got back to this guy's place and started to really drink, a bunch more people showed up and some stayed sober (even one recorded it...),  anyway everyone was getting drunk now, I had a full pint of rum and I was sitting on the couch thinking hmmm I don't really know if I drunk or not (I was sitting the whole time I was drinking this), so I finished off the pint and decided to get up, I immediately fell back down, I got up again started walking and fell I was sooo drunk, still one of the drunkest I've been, maybe my top 5.

Anyway the night was pretty messed up, I tried passing out on the couch and one of my friends walked up to the couch I was on and laid next to me and ended up puking all of the floor, already I was feeling sick so I yelled to everyone that he puked and I walked to the kitchen, I fell to the ground feeling so horrible and eventually passed out. I woke up a few hours later and thank god someone put a bucket next to me because I puked my gut's up. I passed out again and woke up with the same result, still drunk, but a lot better. I looked around for a bed and found one and passed out there. The next morning I again puked and went downstairs to see everyone in the kitchen talking about the night and going on about how no one was hungover, I felt like shit all that day, I promised myself I would never drink again....that lasted about 7 days...lol good times.

What's your guy's story?

I have never had a drink

I've still never gotten to the point where I was actually drunk/ wasted. I've had a drink or two with friends or at home, but that's about it.

Then your clearly in the wrong thread...

Seriously? Wow! 

OT: I was 14 on vacation in the upper peninsula of Michigan on a huge waterfront property by the beautiful lake superior. I had started smoking weed at 13 and my bro and I were dry on vacation missing the pot. My uncle that owned the property was a huge booze hound and had many whiskys, vodkas you name it. We got big glasses of whiskey went out to the beach and drank, played in the sand, swam and sat by a fire in the middle of the night. We did not know how to drink so I ended up in the toilet vomiting. I remember liking it, but always thinking I preferred pot. later in life this all changed and I have had two beers tonight and am sipping on a kahlua based cocktail. Very good stuff.

I am 29 and have never gotten drunk. In fact, it's been one of my goals to not drink at all.

Got wasted on Glenfiddich whiskey in a public park with a friend at about 4am at age 13. We brought two 1 litre bottles of the stuff having no idea how much we needed. Needless to say, he KO'd and I ended up carrying him back to my house on my shoulder, (which took about an hour considering he was a good deal heavier than me) where he woke everyone up, banging on the front door as I tried to sneak back in the window to my bedroom.

Parents came running down in dressing gowns. Stung so bad.

September 30th, 2010
9PM
Southern Comfort & Coca Cola.

:)

Beautiful drink to start off on. Welcome (well recent enough) to the world of alcohol! :)

I was 17 or 16 I can't remember. It was Christmas and my cousins were over for the holiday. One of my cousins told me to drink with them. Two of them were girls and the other one a guy. I don't think he had anything to drink since he was like 14 and our parents were there. I got 3 big cups of vodka with apple juice. I then proceeded to drink three bud lights. Biggest mistake ever to drink beer and vodka on the same night. I got super hungover and ever since then I can't drink vodka. It makes me want to throw up.