Boobies. So curvey and soft and suckable. Thats why they rock.

We're wired that way is what I assume.

Which all makes sense why the heart shape is shaped the way it is; it's how men physically love, and how women connect emotionally; coincidentally, at some angle the head of our penis is also shaped like a heart which conversely how women physically show their love and how men emotionally connect

It all makes so much damn sense! [EDIT:] This Boob thread is progressively on its way to solving the mysteries of life!

Even Solomon in the Bible loved boobs.

Song of Solomon 4:5
Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.

The metaphors don't make much sense these day but I do know he's stating that he likes.

How do you know?

They are our first friends in life.

a sign of fertileness. same with wide hips. it's in our dna to like to see what is a sign of "if you take me, you can get strong descendants!", even if we don't even want to get kids. and because they swing at movements, they hyptnotize us!

Why in the world is the only boobs shown in this NSFW thread from a guy....

must save the thread with animated gifs!

Boobs were the very first thing to give most of us sustenance outside the womb, our first taste of life really, more addicting than heroin.

Boobies FTW!