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Forums - General Discussion - How would you treat aliens if they arrived to earth and needed our help?

 

What would you do?

Help out 26 37.68%
 
Ignore them 0 0%
 
Have sex with them 27 39.13%
 
Experiment on them 3 4.35%
 
Kill them all 2 2.90%
 
Tell them to get the F out! 2 2.90%
 
Make babies to see how they end up looking 2 2.90%
 
Lick a turtle 7 10.14%
 
Total:69
haxxiy on 10 March 2012
miz1q2w3e said:
It was able to reach Earth = way more advanced than us = how could WE possibly help THEM?


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ChichiriMuyo on 10 March 2012

I wouldn't trust any alien that said it needed humanity's help to survive if it had the capability of making the trip in the first place. I wouldn't treat them bad, I would definitely try to find a way to help them that helps us, but I would never be able to get past the sneaking suspicion that something isn't right with the whole situation.



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leatherhat on 10 March 2012

We'd give each other foreign diseases are bodies can't handle and we'd both die



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Roma on 10 March 2012
spurgeonryan said:
miz1q2w3e said:
It was able to reach Earth = way more advanced than us = how could WE possibly help THEM?


Yet the aliens in War of the Worlds died from the common cold. E.T was  about has viscious as a pillow pet. Then you got Starman who was just Jeff Bridges naked.

 

Some aliens will have no choice but to fall under our Rule. When I say our I mean Americas.

That is of course if they are the most powerful force on the planet at the time the aliens are here ;)





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luvtospooge on 10 March 2012

I wouldn't be all joyful and welcoming at first. They have to earn our trust. Until that, they are dangerous foreign species that shouldn't be taken lightly. Then again, the way the aliens were treated in district 9 is what I imagine would happen if they happen to need our help. It's sad but it's how the government/humanity is. You'll have those who will be trying to use them to make an advancement in technology, those who will feel compassionate, those who will downright abuse them to get whatever they want, and the naive and ignorant worshipping them. And those who don't give two fucks, as long as the aliens don't do any harm or anything to them.



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miz1q2w3e on 11 March 2012
Roma said:
miz1q2w3e said:
It was able to reach Earth = way more advanced than us = how could WE possibly help THEM?

Well if you watched District 9 you would have understood what I meant

If you haven’t you should definitely see it as it is a great movie

You're right, I didn't watch it :p Wasn't my type of movie



Areym on 11 March 2012

I would help them out in any way possible. Possible galactic adventure and maybe hot alien sex (if it is female) It's a in win.



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Riachu on 11 March 2012

Help them out



 

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blkfish92 on 11 March 2012

I'll ask them where's the Master Sword!?



           

Netyaroze on 11 March 2012

 

luvtospooge said:

I wouldn't be all joyful and welcoming at first. They have to earn our trust. Until that, they are dangerous foreign species that shouldn't be taken lightly. Then again, the way the aliens were treated in district 9 is what I imagine would happen if they happen to need our help. It's sad but it's how the government/humanity is. You'll have those who will be trying to use them to make an advancement in technology, those who will feel compassionate, those who will downright abuse them to get whatever they want, and the naive and ignorant worshipping them. And those who don't give two fucks, as long as the aliens don't do any harm or anything to them.



They dont have to earn anything unless they arrive with their technology completly busted. District 9 is unrealistic. You need to be way smarter to survive on a Spaceship than on your home planet. If they come here for ressources (which is pointless because they can get everything easier in Space except Diamonds) they can just take whatever they want. They dont need the humans and certainly not their trust. Its atleast a technological clash like Stone Age vs todays US army. We have to earn their trust and hope for the best. 

 

leatherhat said:
We'd give each other foreign diseases are bodies can't handle and we'd both die

 

Bacteria, Viruses are highly specialized. We cant even get 99% of all animal deseases because they simply dont work on us. It would be some kind of miracle if Aliens who evolved lightyears away under presumably different gravity sunlight and environment would be compatible to our biology so that viruses could enter their cells. If that were to happen I would instantly believe in god.