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For two years, we have heard about the sales of the iPad, and how it is going to dominate the gaming industry. But can Apple's outdated technology beat the humble piece of paper?

In its first two years on the market, the iPad has sold approximately 60 million units worldwide. This sounds impressive at a glance, but pales in comparison to the average of 700 pounds of paper used per year by the average American. Even the most hardcore Apple fan uses barely a few pounds of products a year.

What is the reason for this gross difference in consumption? Perhaps it's because a sheet of paper costs less than 0.1% of an iPad. Perhaps it's because cheap 0 cent games on the paper, such as tic tac toe and Hangman, have a competitive edge on overly expensive $1 games like Angry Birds. Furthermore, paper has infinitely greater resolution and battery life, far more versitability, multitasking, and flexibility. Plus, pieces of paper double as toys, as they can be folded into cranes and planes.

I believe that over the next couple of years, Apple will go bankrupt, as Paper Giants such as Staples take over the games industry. Perhaps Apple can make some 3rd party software for the 8 1/2 X 11 inch piece. This would undoubtedly please the stockholders.

 

This chart shows something being bigger than something else, so the little thing must be domed!



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This is funny =D



           

Very nice topic. This shows that the sales and capabilities of Apple products pale in comparison to the best gaming device around. Did you know that it was around even before the first gaming consoles and arcade cabinets?



I wish USA would make their paper from hemp. To use trees for paper is about the dumbest thing. Way to go anti-hemp lobby!



Salnax said:

This chart shows something being bigger than something else, so the little thing must be domed!

Looks more like a circle to me than a dome!



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The rising costs of paper is what is holding it back... last year it had an increase of about 20%.. also a lot of different kinds of papers have been killed off... some say it's because it's too expensive to produce super white glossy 270gram coated, other say because of environment rules.. and some say the iPad are killing them.. in the end Paper is doomed



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

PAPER GAMING LIVES ON!!!

 

 

YEAH, take that Apple bitches! You have touch controls, all others have traditional controller gaming. FUCK ALL THAT!

Paper Gaming is all controlled with voice and mind power!!



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sethnintendo said:
Salnax said:

This chart shows something being bigger than something else, so the little thing must be domed!

Looks more like a circle to me than a dome!

You try making a dome-shaped graph.



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lol about time someone did this



 

Better than Rol's recent threads.



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