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Several thousand kilometers.

Anyways, not the kind of event I would go to, too much chance of running into less attractive people! XD

PS: Congrats to google for indexing your posts in < 5 mins. :P



Because a couple of nice racks don't make up for the rest of the thing looking like a Lemon Party reenactment.

Also, the smell.



spurgeonryan said:
I cannot imagine this surviving for long. But if my old favorite porn can last so can this!

I would not go because I would be afraid of the people. And I live like 2000 miiles away.

@ Millenium
What the hell is a Kilometer!
J/K


Definition:

Kilometers, the civilised's society's version of the redneck's "miles".

*runs like fawk*

Also, I have no Santa clothes (Not my kind of fetish) So I could not attend either way.



Because getting my cock out in public is in violation of my parole.



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Millenium said:
spurgeonryan said:
I cannot imagine this surviving for long. But if my old favorite porn can last so can this!

I would not go because I would be afraid of the people. And I live like 2000 miiles away.

@ Millenium
What the hell is a Kilometer!
J/K


Definition:

Kilometers, the civilised's society's version of the redneck's "miles".

*runs like fawk*

Also, I have no Santa clothes (Not my kind of fetish) So I could not attend either way.

Is that your made up definiton or the real one. Im guessing the former. 



Don't know where it is at and i probably live thousands of miles away.



NobleTeam360 said:
Millenium said:
spurgeonryan said:
I cannot imagine this surviving for long. But if my old favorite porn can last so can this!

I would not go because I would be afraid of the people. And I live like 2000 miiles away.

@ Millenium
What the hell is a Kilometer!
J/K


Definition:

Kilometers, the civilised's society's version of the redneck's "miles".

*runs like fawk*

Also, I have no Santa clothes (Not my kind of fetish) So I could not attend either way.

Is that your made up definiton or the real one. Im guessing the former. 

Off course it's the former mate.



Millenium said:
NobleTeam360 said:
Millenium said:
spurgeonryan said:
I cannot imagine this surviving for long. But if my old favorite porn can last so can this!

I would not go because I would be afraid of the people. And I live like 2000 miiles away.

@ Millenium
What the hell is a Kilometer!
J/K


Definition:

Kilometers, the civilised's society's version of the redneck's "miles".

*runs like fawk*

Also, I have no Santa clothes (Not my kind of fetish) So I could not attend either way.

Is that your made up definiton or the real one. Im guessing the former. 

Off course it's the former mate.


what is a "redneck"? lol JK