This is a thread for the characters that have managed to affix themselves to your brain by being too funny, bad-ass or just plain annoying to forget, despite only being at most tangentially relevant to the plot.
For example, in World of Warcraft, (Bear with me here) there's an orc called Cro Threadstrong in Shattrath City who keeps screaming bloody murder at this old fruit vendor lady because her applecart is in front of his shop.
Cro Threadstrong said: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE ORCISH ARMY DESCEND UPON YOU, FRUIT VENDOR! OUR ORC SHOULDERS SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN!! BWAHAHAHAA!!! |
No, seriously. He says that.
If the old lady had responded with "Then we shall sell fruit in the shade", it would've been golden.
Anyhow, what about you? Tell me about your most memorable minor character.
AND DON'T JUST COME HERE AND POST A CHARACTER WITHOUT SAYING WHAT MAKES THEM SO MEMORABLE, OR I WILL MAKE IDLE THREATS OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AT YOU.