How can these sales be justified? I want an explanation that doesn't involve 'facts' or 'logic'. I come to the site expecting to see the Xbox 360 sales somewhere between the PS2 and GBA and I was completely disapointed, obviously Brett is trying to vex me and drive me away. Unfortunately for him outside of banning or MM476 sending me his dirty boxer shorts I will not be driven away! My super powers given to me by the vial of green water that D21lewis sent me enable me to withstand all sorts of strange phenomenom, it has not prepared me for this!

P.S. D21lewis I want my $2 back, that vial of nuclear water obviously isn't working.

Is this supposed to be funny?

what do you mean 'justified?'

Oh snap is it time?

i hope not 

I'm gonna go ahead and give a preemptive lol to everybody that will post in this thread unaware of Squilliam's style.

WTF?

Our alien overlords are using 360's as a giant supercomputer so they can calculate and predict our finger nail growth rate and at what time we clip them. That explains RROD. The initial batch of 360's couldn't handle the extra processing power.

They make us want to by 360's by putting stuff in Colgate toothpaste. They use Colgate instead of water because if they used water then every human would by a 360 and we would become suspicious.

Side Note: The aliens hate Sony because they bought a but load of Betamax players and got hosed.

I woke up one day and found my nails all nibbled back to stubs! I think these aliens are part of a secret nail biting plot to harvest our cuticles. Once they know the growth rate of our nails they can watch and wait until they grow to a sufficient length to harvest and then strike. For those among  us who like that kind of thing I'm sorry but anal probes are a myth. Sorry Seece but they want to nail us, not nail us.

are you knew? you have to be new.  you better watchout cause he's not the only user that will throw you for a loop. good one Squilliam. heres your first victom since coming back lol.