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Is Santa really a pimp?

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I was just pondering this while I put my Ho Ho Ho boxers on I received a few years back for Christmas.  Let us look at the facts...  He likes to say Ho Ho Ho a lot and he only works one day of a year.  Is he pimping out the elves for supplies/money for presents?  He must be a very successful pimp if he is able to give so many presents each year to everyone.  What are your thoughts?



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He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.



           

blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.


How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.



sethnintendo said:
blkfish92 said:
He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.


How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.


I always imagined the North Pole as something like the Smurfs. There's only one woman... Mrs. Claus. Would Santa pimp out a completely male elf population?



Of course he is. Where do you think all them elves come from? To bad his genetic pool is bad. Buddy the elf was an exeption.



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spurgeonryan said:
Of course he is. Where do you think all them elves come from? To bad his genetic pool is bad. Buddy the elf was an exeption.


I thought they just found Buddy and took him in?



chasmatic12 said:


I always imagined the North Pole as something like the Smurfs. There's only one woman... Mrs. Claus. Would Santa pimp out a completely male elf population?


I don't know if I like that idea with only one woman.  It totally ruins my hot Asian elf fantasy if they are all men.  Now to the question if they were all male would he pimp them out...  If they were all male it would seem like Santa would be more of a slave master than a pimp.



No, he is a pedophile.



Andrespetmonkey said:
No, he is a pedophile.


lol...  I thought it might be a little harsh comparing him to a slave master (aka Futurama Santa) but calling him a pedophile.  Now, I'm starting to realize why he sneaks in at the middle of the night and leaves presents.  The presents are bribes to the kids so they don't talk right?



sethnintendo said:
spurgeonryan said:
Of course he is. Where do you think all them elves come from? To bad his genetic pool is bad. Buddy the elf was an exeption.


I thought they just found Buddy and took him in?


Pimps lie. Where did you think all the elves came from? Never never land, refugees from Willows village when the plague of 1893 happenedb omppa loompa land? No SethN...this is the real world and it is  a harsh world.



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