I was just pondering this while I put my Ho Ho Ho boxers on I received a few years back for Christmas.  Let us look at the facts...  He likes to say Ho Ho Ho a lot and he only works one day of a year.  Is he pimping out the elves for supplies/money for presents?  He must be a very successful pimp if he is able to give so many presents each year to everyone.  What are your thoughts?

He's a hell of a pimp, I've been with, "An elven escort" and it was great.

How much does Santa usually charge to be with one of his elves?  I'd probably pay top dollar for an Asian elf.

I always imagined the North Pole as something like the Smurfs. There's only one woman... Mrs. Claus. Would Santa pimp out a completely male elf population?

I thought they just found Buddy and took him in?

I don't know if I like that idea with only one woman.  It totally ruins my hot Asian elf fantasy if they are all men.  Now to the question if they were all male would he pimp them out...  If they were all male it would seem like Santa would be more of a slave master than a pimp.

No, he is a pedophile.

lol...  I thought it might be a little harsh comparing him to a slave master (aka Futurama Santa) but calling him a pedophile.  Now, I'm starting to realize why he sneaks in at the middle of the night and leaves presents.  The presents are bribes to the kids so they don't talk right?

Hmm... you shouldn't have mentioned refugees from Willow's village....  Now, that I think about it more in depth it seems like the most realistic answer to where elves came from.  I'm just trying to figure out where Val Kilmer fits into all this.

I knew it!