awe man. not another meat fest.
what do you think your ice cream is lol? so many people are lactose intolerant.
I spank my turkey: | |||
<1 time a month | 13 | 4.17% | |
1-3 times a month | 7 | 2.24% | |
1 time a week | 16 | 5.13% | |
2-3 times a week | 56 | 17.95% | |
4-6 times a week | 70 | 22.44% | |
1 time a day | 82 | 26.28% | |
2-3 times a day | 43 | 13.78% | |
>4 times a day. I real... | 25 | 8.01% | |
Total: | 312 |
awe man. not another meat fest.
what do you think your ice cream is lol? so many people are lactose intolerant.
Like a lion
you people are crazy, I never attempted beyond 5th time for fear of permanent damages.
now we know how ruthless some of you are with numbers, let's compare the length. the longest session I had was around 70 minutes, my penis was being an uncooperative dick and I had to switch hand like 20 times, in the end I was sweating like a muthafucka and couldn't feel my wrests, but the battle was won.
Baalzamon said:
I sort of wondered the same thing. When I first learned about masturbation, I did it a LOT of times in one night, and lets just say I'm never in my life going to do something so stupid again. My dick was literally deformed for like 3 days (Rather than being skinny and a couple inches long, it turned into this super fat, 1/2" long...thing), and I thought my whole entire life was ruined. |
You have no idea how much I laughed out loud at the bold part! Pure comedic gold! xD
Some of you guys need help...or a job...or something to do to fill your time.
Funniest damn thread in ages.
I was pretty bad in my teens a few years back but I no longer 'beat the bishop' since I have now joined a swingers club and need to conserve my energy for the BIG occasions.
pezus said:
http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=2700197 Wow... |
Rofl! Yeah that's the thing I remembered XD
I have no idea how you found that O.o
ahh so I'm not the only guy who shakes hand with the one eyed milkman.
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