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I spank my turkey:

<1 time a month 13 4.17%
 
1-3 times a month 7 2.24%
 
1 time a week 16 5.13%
 
2-3 times a week 56 17.95%
 
4-6 times a week 70 22.44%
 
1 time a day 82 26.28%
 
2-3 times a day 43 13.78%
 
>4 times a day. I real... 25 8.01%
 
Total:312

awe man. not another meat fest.

what do you think your ice cream is lol? so many people are lactose intolerant.



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you people are crazy, I never attempted beyond 5th time for fear of permanent damages.

now we know how ruthless some of you are with numbers, let's compare the length. the longest session I had was around 70 minutes, my penis was being an uncooperative dick and I had to switch hand like 20 times, in the end I was sweating like a muthafucka and couldn't feel my wrests, but the battle was won.



 

ten times a week generally, depends on my boy as well!!!



Switch!!!

Lotsa pipe cleaners here.



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Use to be like once or twice a day. A few years later, very rarely.



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Baalzamon said:
Marks said:
Runa216 said:
Most I've done in a day: 24

How in the motherfuck have you done it 24 times in a day? Damn son most I've ever done in a day is 2, never even done a triple. 

I sort of wondered the same thing.  When I first learned about masturbation, I did it a LOT of times in one night, and lets just say I'm never in my life going to do something so stupid again.  My dick was literally deformed for like 3 days (Rather than being skinny and a couple inches long, it turned into this super fat, 1/2" long...thing), and I thought my whole entire life was ruined.


You have no idea how much I laughed out loud at the bold part! Pure comedic gold! xD



Some of you guys need help...or a job...or something to do to fill your time.
Funniest damn thread in ages.

I was pretty bad in my teens a few years back but I no longer 'beat the bishop' since I have now joined a swingers club and need to conserve my energy for the BIG occasions.



pezus said:
Boutros said:
Well that was quick I just found it!

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=88919&page=1

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=2700197

Wow...

Rofl! Yeah that's the thing I remembered XD

I have no idea how you found that O.o



ahh so I'm not the only guy who shakes hand with the one eyed milkman.



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