of om tired i wont but if im not once or twice a day.

I'm 29 and not married, but I'm sure there are plenty of married guys out there that still clean out the pipes frequently.

Why did it take me three pages to figure out the topic?

LOL Euphoria14 that was classic!!!!!!

3 times a week.

it really, REALLY varies based on circumstances. Where I am, what I'm doing, if I'm busy, if I need to shower a lot, if I'm trying to impress someone (camshows). It fluctuates anywhere from 8 times a day to like, going weeks without even thinking about it.

Most I've done in a day: 24
Longest I've gone without: 10 weeks.

Usually 2 every 3 days, but lately it's been more. It's winter, doing a lot of writing and gaming, gotta do something in between sessions. About to go take care of #4 for the day, if you must know, and my final count for the day will likely be five because I also do one right before I sleep if I feel so inclined.

I find it really surprising that so many people on Vgchartz own monkeys let alone spank said monkeys.

What's even more perplexing is why all you guys are spanking monkeys? Are they really that naughty of a pet?

Makes it seem like the is something wrong with me because i dont so it at all.

It just never crosses my mind

Back in February (2011) it was like 3 times a day... D:

Varies a lot, but my libido sure is down compared to ages 14-23. Also depends on how many times I was laid in the week. On average about 4-7 times, but never every day.