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I spank my turkey:

<1 time a month 13 4.17%
 
1-3 times a month 7 2.24%
 
1 time a week 16 5.13%
 
2-3 times a week 56 17.95%
 
4-6 times a week 70 22.44%
 
1 time a day 82 26.28%
 
2-3 times a day 43 13.78%
 
>4 times a day. I real... 25 8.01%
 
Total:312
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?

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NiKKoM said:

All depends on how many i caught..

This is the second post of yours where i couldn't see the image that was posted. What's up with that?



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Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?


I'm talking about a different set of pipes.

As for the question, the answer is yes, I have to have tubes inserted through my mouth and also through my ass so they can see inside my intestines and during that time they will be removing a peice of my inner intestine for testing to see what is causing my chronic abdominal pain and digestive problems.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds from what I have heard. Doc is going to knock me out first.



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spurgeonryan said:
AdventWolf said:
Usually after I make a post here.


Thank God that is not the case with me or I would be blind or dead!



I'm pretty sure you would have eventually pumped out a testicle or two.

Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?


I'm talking about a different set of pipes.

As for the question, the answer is yes, I have to have tubes inserted through my mouth and also through my ass so they can see inside my intestines and during that time they will be removing a peice of my inner intestine for testing to see what is causing my chronic abdominal pain and digestive problems.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds from what I have heard. Doc is going to knock me out first.



That was...err..informing

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About 3-4 times a week.



When ever I see your avatar.



 

 

 

Level1Death said:
When ever I see your avatar.


nice...

Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
Jay520 said:
Euphoria14 said:
I clean my pipes 3-4 times a day. Sounds like a lot, but that is due to digestive disease most likely.

Should know for sure after the biopsy in early December.


Really? You have to?


I'm talking about a different set of pipes.

As for the question, the answer is yes, I have to have tubes inserted through my mouth and also through my ass so they can see inside my intestines and during that time they will be removing a peice of my inner intestine for testing to see what is causing my chronic abdominal pain and digestive problems.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds from what I have heard. Doc is going to knock me out first.



That was...err..informing

I was raised to be a very honest person.

Don't be ashamed if talk of bowels weirds you out. It does that to a lot of people.

 

OT: 

I clean those pipes at least once a day.

 



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I do that once a year, usually around this time so that they don't freeze up and burst over the winter.



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