Quantcast
Locked: The most offensive jokes thread.

Forums - NSFW Discussion - The most offensive jokes thread.

Now this is my kind of thread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

A canoe tips.



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

Around the Network

A Black, a Jew and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says:

Get the fuck out.



Marks said:
6. What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Roll-aids




On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

What's a Jew's biggest dilemma?

Free bacon.



I like this thread! I hope it doesn't get closed down.

Here's a couple more, one-liners are my favourite

1. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice

2. How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Put a homosexual into a coma

3. Why do scottish men wear kilts? The sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

4. What do Mt. Everest and Virginia Tech have in common? Both have a crazy slope and are -32 (This one is even a little offensive for my tastes!)



Around the Network

-censored-



What do you say when you see your TV set floating around in the middle of the night?

*click-click* Drop it, nigger!!!



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

Boutros said:
What is the ressemblance between a black person and a winter tire?

They both work better with chains.



I like the historical twist to it.




Why was the Polish guy up in the tree? He was raking the leaves.

How do you get a one-armed Polish guy down from a tree? Wave to him.



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

this one isn't really racially motivated but its still hilarious