Dude, I'm really beginning to think you should give up the hobby.  Almost every entry I've seen you post has been basically "this sucks" and "that sucks" and "this part of the game really ruined it for me".  If you can only find a few occasional nice things to say about even your favorite games, I really think you'd be better off doing something else.  

Hell, I could criticise my favorite games, but the point of making a "FAVORITE GAMES OF ALL TIME" list is to look at the good, reminisce, and enjoy, not rip them to shreds.  

#25 Paper Mario: The thousand-year door played on GC, released 2004

The first time I played a side view 2D RPG. Wow what an awesome game. I loved it from start to finish and it's a pretty long game. The battle system is very well done. The environments are beautiful, varied and fun to explore. The gameplay itself is all round great.

This game took my by surprise, I did not expect to have as much fun with it as I did.

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This is true for almost any JRPG. Lost Odyssey I thought had a much cooler box art for EU, and it's a shame. US boxarts for JRPG's are usually so basic and bland.

Ooo Stats! I want to do stats! Good to see SNES be your #1

X360: 10 games
SNES : 8 games
N64: 7 games
GBA: 7 games
PS2: 4 games
GC: 4 games
GB: 2 games
PC: 2 games
XB: 2 games
PS3: 1 game
PS360: 1 game
Wii: 1 game
DS: 1 games

Nintendo consoles: 30 games
Microsoft consoles: 12 + 1 games
Sony consoles: 5 + 1 games
PC: 2 games

Already? But the only game that could possibly have done that is Ocarina of Time, a remake! November titles don't count.

25. Super Smash Bros Brawl

When I was a kid, the Nintendo v Sega battle was at its peak. Everyone I knew that was into games was asking, who would win in a fight, Mario or Sonic? Fast forward about 15 years to when SSBB is released, and Mario and Sonic are playable characters. The arguments of my youth could finally be answered. This is the great thing about the Smash Bros series, as it allows fantasy cross universe fights. Mario v Sonic, Link v Samus, Donkey Kong v Fox, etc, etc. We can finally find out who reigns supreme. It's a great game to play with friends, especially when there's drinking involved, even if it can lead to a few heated moments. My character of choice fluctuated a little, but I have three favourites. Lucas, Lucario and Pit.

I think you're blowing it out of proportion a bit. While I was quite harsh on the first ten or so games, the pros definitely outweigh the cons in every game from ActRaiser and up. The things I bitch about, like the story or the soundtrack, are fairly superficial in my eyes.

I do know that I'm for some reason just incapable of talking about even my favoritestest things in the world without finding something to nit-pick about. I guess time will tell whether I'm just a wonderful person like that, or if it's just a side effect of being a whiny adolescent brat.

And JSYK, giving up the hobby has crossed my mind not just a few times, (Especially after E3 '11) but then I would have nothing to ease my immense boredom. There's not exactly a lot of opportunities to socialize where I live, you see. At least If you're not a redneck frat boy. Maybe next year, though, when I move into a city to go to high school.

I agree. Resident Evil 5 has incredible co-op gameplay. I've played through the game both alone with AI Sheva and in co-op play with my brother and the experience is so much better when playing co-op. It makes the inventory system more bareable and my brother actually makes good decisions when fighting bosses.

#25 Gran Turismo 5

Yeah, I know this game gets a lot a lot of stick but I genuinely love it and think it's better than many say.

Wow! There I was thinking I would be the only one with 2097 on my list :D