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So I was holding in a fart all day through school, today. As time passed, my urges grew stronger and stronger. Eventually, my need to release gasses became so intense that internal eruptions began to occur. This usually occurs when I hold in my farts for too long. It sort of feels like your body farts, but on the inside.

So anyway as I was walking down the hall, my urges eventually overpowered my will. I let the fart go. Unfortunately for me, my body wanted to do more than just fart. It decided to release some sort of liquidy substance which leaked down my leg and onto my ankle.

Yup, anal leakage, also known as fecal incontinence. It occurs when one losses regular control of their bowels. Anyway, yeah, the hallway smelled like feces. However, due to the crowding of the hallway, no one knew who had caused the smell. :D

Needless to say, I immediately cut school and went straight home to clean up and promise myself to always fart at the first chance I get. I always say (well, at least now) "better gas now, then liquid later.

So has anyone here ever held in a fart for too long before? Anyone ever experience anal leakage?



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Yes, i feel bloated and my stomach begins to hurt in a way. No leakage though, sorry for you mishap. I go to the bathroom to piss in the stalls, flush the toilet and let go :D



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Ew, that leakage thing never happened to me before.



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lol the fuck?



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I was going to ask how it's even possible to hold a fart too long... But I think I see now. Needless to say, I don't want to ever have such a shitty day.



Jay, in this extreme example you didn't just hold a fart for too long.



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um yeah i've held farts but nah never had any leakage



RolStoppable said:
Jay, in this extreme example you didn't just hold a fart for too long.


Yeah, I guess the gas in my rectum eventually converted to a liquid state after so many hours of stagnation.