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badgenome on 13 October 2011
sapphi_snake said:
badgenome said:

My solution to everything is public masturbation.

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ASStronaut on 13 October 2011

It's better than not being able to get an erection at the right time.



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Silver-Tiger on 13 October 2011
badgenome said:

Sure, all the time in middle school. I remember relying on The Slouch quite a lot, but I'm not really sure how effective that was. I'd constantly pray that I wouldn't suddenly be called to the blackboard whenever I had one. The very thought was my worst night mare, and so sure enough, one day I was. I had the worst boner of all time (ALL TIME!) so I hesitated, and when the teacher told me to go to the front of the class again, I started to panic. Everyone was staring at me, and I kinda suspect they knew what was up. After what seemed like forever, the answer dawned on me: I started beating off, and after about five minutes my boner was gone just like magic, and I was able to go to the blackboard without anyone suspecting a thing!

Literally the same thing happened to me.



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crissindahouse on 13 October 2011

yeah had something like an everlasting erection as i was i think 16-18 and it was horror haha. every day in the bus on the way to school and everywhere! i thought it will never end :)

but only the first hours of the day not in the evening (how lucky lol)



Naum on 13 October 2011

What man hasn't?? :)
Sometime... ok very often... we can't control "it"

it's like it has a life of it's own :D



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Ultr on 13 October 2011

yeah just a few months ago, I was sitting with my girlfriend at the beach (she's freakin hot!) she wanted me to go into the water, I was like "yeah you first!...I'll follow you!" :D



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Hephaestos on 13 October 2011

Something about mary.... old burnt boobs... that always did the trick when I was a teen ^^.



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Xen on 13 October 2011

An 'erection' never... but an erection? Sure, who hasn't?



Marks on 13 October 2011

Nothing too bad, its annoying when you're in class though.



RageBot on 13 October 2011

Every time that I have an erection, is a good time to have an erection.



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