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Alby_da_Wolf on 13 October 2011
chocoloco said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:
chocoloco said:
Wow... What started out as a boring sounding thread has turned into some weird arguments.

In American culture I would call this bad, but in other cultures a man older than you might be marrying this girl.

Hope you are wearing rubbers because we do not want a thread saying I knocked up a 13 year old girl.

Either rubber or A2M.  O-) 

The latter has some added benefits, of being quite horny for both, juicy and yummy for her, and for him and everybody else, the priceless fun of reading on mags and websites those teens letters where they ask whether they can get pregnant gulping the load!   

Yeah if the woman is down for that I dont care. She would have to be one freaky girl. We are talking about Wessle here and I am telling him we dont need mini wessles running around and posting on forums and making youtube videos.

LOL! This made my day!   



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Chrizum on 13 October 2011
Andrespetmonkey said:
Chrizum said:
Johann said:
Netyaroze said:
Johann said:
Chrizum said:

Oh please, I'm not condescending. You should be miserable for not having sex and not having a way to forget about not having sex. Since you aren't miserable, there is something wrong with you. I'm not looking down on you. If anything, I envy you. Seriously. Although you probably have a genetic defect or you have brain damage. You might want get yourself checked at the hospital. But for now, enjoy your life.

You're not condescending? You just told me I have brain damage because I'm not interested in having sex.

@blkfish92:

Not with another human being, no.
Can have various reasons that you dont want sex. It is clearly unusual but it can have dozends of reasons not all of them are pathologic. Trauma in the past, Hormone imbalance or just lack of them. Latent other sexual preferences. If you are in puberty this is probably just a phase. Its not really usual but it exists.

Let's analyze this, shall we:

Trauma in the past - Hmmm... I was sort of abused as a child. And it did bother me for a while... but ever since I stood on his grave as he was being burried and mumbled "I hope you burn in hell, you piece of shit.", I haven't thought much about it.

Hormone inbalance: I don't think there's anything wrong with my hormones. But there is a history of mental illness in my mother's side of the family, so maybe a chemical imbalance is more likely.

Latent other sexual preferences: I've thought about this before. I even tried it once. Didn't do it for me.

Pubery: I'm 23, so it seems highly unlikely I'm still going through puberty.

People have been telling me this is just a phase for the last 3 years (last time I had sex). I've won a couple bets about not lasting a year. Then a couple more about not lasting 2. My next milestone is 5. Wanna get in on the action?

You may not be miserable, but it seems your life has not always been easy. You have a sexual dysfunction. It's your choice to let yourself get treated for that or not. If you do get help, I want in on the action. I'll bet you won't last another 2 years after treatment.

Yeah, I have to agree with this guy, you may just need some therapy.

If he has an hormone inbalance or brain damage, therapy will do nothing but making him feel even more special. If it truly is psychological, therapy can help. An extra hormone treatment probably wouldn't hurt though!



brendude13 on 13 October 2011
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:
Johann said:

How very condescending of you.

I don't think everyone gets the same level of enjoyment from sex. It's just more important to some people than it is to others.

And I don't think I'm too much of an idiot, but I'm definetly not miserable.

Oh please, I'm not condescending. You should be miserable for not having sex and not having a way to forget about not having sex. Since you aren't miserable, there is something wrong with you. I'm not looking down on you. If anything, I envy you. Seriously. Although you probably have a genetic defect or you have brain damage. You might want get yourself checked at the hospital. But for now, enjoy your life.

Is this guy serious?

Talk about being shallow.

Come on, shallow as opposed to what? You're either grossly overestimating humankind or you're screwing with me.

Heh heh.

I meant that lightheartedly, but I hope you are joking. Is that all you really care about in life? I want to know if YOU'RE the one screwing with ME.



brendude13 on 13 October 2011
Andrespetmonkey said:
brendude13 said:

In England, yes, I've never had a sex ed class in my life.

...It's not like we need them though, we learn this stuff ourselves.

Really? I'm in england and I've had plenty of sex ed classes. Even the banana class

Nope, I haven't had one.

My school is pretty pathetic though, the teachers are spineless and obsessive about school life, no wonder they don't teach it at my school.



Chrizum on 13 October 2011
brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:
Johann said:

How very condescending of you.

I don't think everyone gets the same level of enjoyment from sex. It's just more important to some people than it is to others.

And I don't think I'm too much of an idiot, but I'm definetly not miserable.

Oh please, I'm not condescending. You should be miserable for not having sex and not having a way to forget about not having sex. Since you aren't miserable, there is something wrong with you. I'm not looking down on you. If anything, I envy you. Seriously. Although you probably have a genetic defect or you have brain damage. You might want get yourself checked at the hospital. But for now, enjoy your life.

Is this guy serious?

Talk about being shallow.

Come on, shallow as opposed to what? You're either grossly overestimating humankind or you're screwing with me.

Heh heh.

I meant that lightheartedly, but I hope you are joking. Is that all you really care about in life? I want to know if YOU'RE the one screwing with ME.

I enjoy many things. I enjoy watching movies, gaming, watching and playing football, hanging out with good company, doing drugs and having sex. But that's all irrelevant. Humans must reproduce. Mostly not consciously so, but it still is the most important thing in the world. To reproduce you need to have sex.

Sex is the meaning of life. All other things are either to A) improve your chances to have sex (ie getting a job, trying to look good, being nice), or B) to distract yourself from not having sex (ie watching movies, playing videogames, doing drugs). When you don't feel the need to have sex at adult age, there is something wrong with you as that is seriously dysfunctional behavior.



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brendude13 on 13 October 2011
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:

Heh heh.

I meant that lightheartedly, but I hope you are joking. Is that all you really care about in life? I want to know if YOU'RE the one screwing with ME.

I enjoy many things. I enjoy watching movies, gaming, watching and playing football, hanging out with good company, doing drugs and having sex. But that's all irrelevant. Humans must reproduce. Mostly not consciously so, but it still is the most important thing in the world. To reproduce you need to have sex.

Sex is the meaning of life. All other things are either to A) improve your chances to have sex (ie getting a job, trying to look good, being nice), or B) to distract yourself from not having sex (ie watching movies, playing videogames, doing drugs). When you don't feel the need to have sex at adult age, there is something wrong with you as that is seriously dysfunctional behavior.

Of course you would want to have it when you have the chance, but it's not the only thing worth living life for, nor is it always at the back of your mind.



TheEvilBanana on 13 October 2011
chocoloco said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:
chocoloco said:
Wow... What started out as a boring sounding thread has turned into some weird arguments.

In American culture I would call this bad, but in other cultures a man older than you might be marrying this girl.

Hope you are wearing rubbers because we do not want a thread saying I knocked up a 13 year old girl.

Either rubber or A2M.  O-) 

The latter has some added benefits, of being quite horny for both, juicy and yummy for her, and for him and everybody else, the priceless fun of reading on mags and websites those teens letters where they ask whether they can get pregnant gulping the load!   

Yeah if the woman is down for that I dont care. She would have to be one freaky girl. We are talking about Wessle here and I am telling him we dont need mini wessles running around and posting on forums and making youtube videos.

Rubbers? Only sailors use condoms! It wasn't exactly the kind of situation where you wear a condom... I'm not a sailor.

If she gets pregnant... O_O... Very cute kid/s will happen.

There was almost a mini wessle in the works a half a year ago, me and my fiance had unprotected sex with no birth control for three months.



Chrizum on 13 October 2011
brendude13 said:
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:

Heh heh.

I meant that lightheartedly, but I hope you are joking. Is that all you really care about in life? I want to know if YOU'RE the one screwing with ME.

I enjoy many things. I enjoy watching movies, gaming, watching and playing football, hanging out with good company, doing drugs and having sex. But that's all irrelevant. Humans must reproduce. Mostly not consciously so, but it still is the most important thing in the world. To reproduce you need to have sex.

Sex is the meaning of life. All other things are either to A) improve your chances to have sex (ie getting a job, trying to look good, being nice), or B) to distract yourself from not having sex (ie watching movies, playing videogames, doing drugs). When you don't feel the need to have sex at adult age, there is something wrong with you as that is seriously dysfunctional behavior.

Of course you would want to have it when you have the chance, but it's not the only thing worth living life for, nor is it always at the back of your mind.

That's why you have the distractions I mentioned! If a healthy guy has the chance to get sex with an attractive girl at any random moment, he would do so. That is not so with any other act in life. Sex is the most important thing, and all other things you do to improve your chances to have sex or just to do something, to burn time, to escape into another reality, to distract yourself from things, etc. That's all there is to life, really. That's not shallow, it's just the way it is.



chocoloco on 13 October 2011
TheEvilBanana said:
chocoloco said:
Alby_da_Wolf said:
chocoloco said:
Wow... What started out as a boring sounding thread has turned into some weird arguments.

In American culture I would call this bad, but in other cultures a man older than you might be marrying this girl.

Hope you are wearing rubbers because we do not want a thread saying I knocked up a 13 year old girl.

Either rubber or A2M.  O-) 

The latter has some added benefits, of being quite horny for both, juicy and yummy for her, and for him and everybody else, the priceless fun of reading on mags and websites those teens letters where they ask whether they can get pregnant gulping the load!   

Yeah if the woman is down for that I dont care. She would have to be one freaky girl. We are talking about Wessle here and I am telling him we dont need mini wessles running around and posting on forums and making youtube videos.

Rubbers? Only sailors use condoms! It wasn't exactly the kind of situation where you wear a condom... I'm not a sailor.

If she gets pregnant... O_O... Very cute kid/s will happen.

There was almost a mini wessle in the works a half a year ago, me and my fiance had unprotected sex with no birth control for three months.

Don't make me hire a hitman to come and give you a vasectomy. 



brendude13 on 13 October 2011
Chrizum said:
brendude13 said:

Of course you would want to have it when you have the chance, but it's not the only thing worth living life for, nor is it always at the back of your mind.

That's why you have the distractions I mentioned! If a healthy guy has the chance to get sex with an attractive girl at any random moment, he would do so. That is not so with any other act in life. Sex is the most important thing, and all other things you do to improve your chances to have sex or just to do something, to burn time, to escape into another reality, to distract yourself from things, etc. That's all there is to life, really. That's not shallow, it's just the way it is.

Yeah, you're right, a guy would take that opportunity, it doesn't mean everything else is a distraction from that though.